Specimen’s opening message: Ooooh, Arabic…it would be so taboo dating u
Specimen: Ohhh, Christianity :(…
Princess MoMo: Luckily, you don’t have to worry about dating me.
Specimen: yep, luckily ;)
Analysis: This clown incorrectly presupposed that he was in some way desirable to me. Moreover, based on a review of his profile and photographs, his arrogance is unfounded. Notably, he is 5’7″, a possible symptom of Napoleon Complex. As reflected in his messages and self-summary (reprinted below), he is under the false impression that he is God’s (or whatever other power –maybe Santa?– because he is a self-proclaimed atheist) gift to women. I’d rather have a lump of coal than that gift.
His Self-Summary: Dear ladies…I don’t take this dating site very seriously, but am putting an effort to make my profile as educational as possible for you.
So, you are probably wondering why are you still single (especially those of you who are 30 and up)? Of course you are thinking that it’s because you haven’t met your prince charming, yet ! You had a few one-night stands with handsome, funny, and confident guys like that but somehow they move on to a next gal.
So where is your ‘Brad Pitt’, the one who is willing to commit with you !?? What is he waiting for!??? Well… he is probably with his Angelina Julie ! You see, even though guys are not very picky when it comes to random sexual encounters, they are just as picky (or even more so) as you when it comes to long-term dating! The love economics is simple: supply vs. demands . To make it short…bring your unrealistic standards down and good Luck ;)!!!
Yes, I know…terrible grammar (i always have my work edited), but the content is simply priceless ===> make the best of it!
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