Online Dating Fails: Shakespeare had a dream…

Posted by Princess MoMo on Aug 31 in Epic fails, Men, Online dating

Shakespeare Specimen:

Subject line: Dreamed about you…

Opening Message: 

Dreamed about you for so long

Didn’t want to wake up this early…

Nothing is the same since you’ve gone

I should have been over you already…

All I do is think about you all day

But I know that you forgot about me…

And all I want to do is just tell you…

Unlike you….I’m lonely without you…

 

Princess MoMo: What type of poetic nonsense are you spewing at me?

 

Shakespeare Specimen

whoa whoa whoa wait a minute…dont you dare insult poetry…EVER

 

Princess MoMo:  It is out of context.

 

Shakespeare Specimen:  how?

 

Princess MoMo:  Example: How could I forget about you if I never knew you existed?

 

Shakespeare Specimen: how does that apply to my poem?

 

Princess MoMo:   “But I know you forgot about me.”   That’s a quote from your masterpiece.

 

Shakespeare Specimen:  eh i think i like mine tho

 

Princess MoMo:  Ok Shakespeare.  Parting in this case is not sweet sorrow; it’s just sweet.  Peace out cub scout.

 

Shakespeare Specimen: your crazy

 

 

 

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