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Online Dating Fails: More Poor Grammar…

Posted by Princess MoMo on Apr 19 in Epic fails, Grammar, Men, Online dating

Guy: So i passed all your tests. Read my profile and let me know if you might be interested. Hope your having a good weekend.
Conrad

Princess: Conrad – Unfortunately, you did not pass all of my tests as you used “your” rather than “you’re” in your message. :(

Guy: so just because of that you cancel someone out. Ill have you know im a great guy with alot to offer and you’re missing out if you dont take a chance i think.

Guy: I have that same type of hat you do.You got it at spencers correct? I have the ninja turtle one.

Princess: I’m sure you are a great guy, and you’re attractive too. However, we all have our pet peeves and your/you’re is one of mine. So, I wish you and the ninja turtles hat the best of luck. You seem to have a lot to offer.

Guy: Could I ask you something? What if I purposely did that just to see if you would cancel me out just because of something as silly as that.Did you happen to read my profile I’m far more intelectual then most guys on here. I know what I want and I’m not down for bs. I think that’s really dumb just if someone did one little thing wrong..on purpose.you rule them out because you are close minded and arnt open. May I ask what triggered this action and maybe
something happend in you’re life that made you so close minded?

My analysis:
Clearly, his English writing skills are severely lacking. Moreover, his psychoanalytic skills are equally unimpressive. What happened in my life that led to my aversion to poor grammar is that I was educated past the third grade. It’s really that simple. And note, I tried to be nice in dismissing him and how was I rewarded? With more poorly written grammatically flawed trash. No good deed goes unpunished. Finally, I couldn’t give a fuck less about his ninja turtle hat.

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