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Online Dating Fails: Mr. I have nothing to offer

Posted by Princess MoMo on Jun 24 in Miscellaneous

Him:

Hi Jennie you’re gorgeous but I’m sure you know that. Anywayz No I don’t work or go to school right now but if you read my page you’ll understand…sorta. I really am a good guy, just dealt with a lot of not so good women. I would love for us to chat and get to know each other; as they say “the best relationships are ones where they fall for their friend”. lol I think thats how it goes….let me be your friend and who knows, maybe one day I’ll become your best friend. Return the love. ;-)

MoMo:

First and foremost, my name is not Jennie. Second, I read your profile and understand that you were involved in a serious motor vehicle accident. It’s unfortunate that you had that experience. However, from my perspective, of what utility is an uneducated, unemployed, injured man? I appreciate your offer of friendship, but I am cordially declining. Best of luck.

Him:

Ooo wow! I appreciate you not yelling at me and all that jazz. Bye hun

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