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Online Dating Fails: Sanctimonious

Posted by Princess MoMo on Apr 19 in Epic fails, Men, Online dating

Guy: Hi there oh beautiful, your profile is oh so sanctimonious.
:)

Gene

Princess: Your big word usage excited me for long enough to read your profile. However, the excitement faded with each sentence to which I was exposed. For example, you used “then” rather than “than.” That alone is enough to send chills up my spine. Ok, maybe that’s an exaggeration. But the errors didn’t stop there. This is where I stop though.

Guy: that’s unless I just missed a comma…to make it seem like I find nothing better than to enjoy the finer things in life, followed by a nice dinner with a perfect glass of wine…

Perhaps you should have been an English teacher and not a lawyer?

so sanctimonious

:)

Gene

Princess: No Gene, your alternate explanation still wouldn’t make any grammatical sense. And no Gene, I should not have been an English teacher.

Guy: you need to get laid, maybe then you will stop worrying about if someone has used then instead of than in their profile

:)

Princess: I’m pretty sure I’m doing just fine in that department.

Guy: can we chat on the phone sometime?

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One Response to “Online Dating Fails: Sanctimonious”

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