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Online Dating Fails: Self Esteem

Posted by Princess MoMo on Apr 19 in Epic fails, Men, Online dating

Guy: You have to be one of the prettiest/sexiest woman on this site! Def one of the nicest faces Id ever wish to come acrossed! Going to have to save you as a top favorite …Looking sooo hot and beautiful in the pics you have posted! Are you all natural or have you had some work done? what size? You should be flattered! Beautiful hair and amazing smile is added benefit!- the pic the little black dress and pink heels(wow!!) gives instant turn on:) Keep up the great work!!

 

Princess: Yes, I am overwhelmed with flattery. Prior to your message, I was suffering from body dysmorphic disorder and overall poor self esteem. But your comments saved me. Now I can once again function in society as a normal, well-adjusted individual.

PS – I am of the all natural variety. The only doctor I have to thank for my physical attributes is my mother.

 

Guy: You are certainly welcome for the compliments!! How is a woman like you single wow!! Gorgeous to say the least so please boost that self esteem!! Stunning!!I have more pictures of me if you wanted to see on email as well :) Love all your pics esp the last one and little red dress!! I jerked off to them twice already :) Also, make sure you are very picky with the men on here and find exactly what you are looking for, you certainly deserve it!!

 

 

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