Guy: Can I be your servant?
Princess: I currently have no vacancy for a servant.
Guy: :) Women who are successful in the business world give me the jolly’s. I hope you don’t take this question rudely but, would you like to have a face to sit on while you work in your office? :P
Princess: No. I’m content with my chair…though if it were a zebra print chair, I’d be more content.
Guy: Can I buy you one, I really want to be your “****”.
Princess: Wtf?
Male: Ok, sorry again, good luck.
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