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Online Dating Fails: When at first you don’t succeed…fail a second time.

Posted by Princess MoMo on Dec 16 in Epic fails, Men, Online dating

Specimen: I Genuienly think you are extremly beautiful woman….Your ‘about me’ section tells me u seem a really Interesting person
I am sameer….really good looking guy.I am 28 years of age,working as a program manager for a pharmaceutical company here in philadelphia.
I would Iike to get the opportunity to know you better..
Let me know what you think

Analysis: Incidentally, Sameer has written to me before. Luckily, I blogged it (because the dating site deletes messages after 30 days).

Click here or see below for Round I with Sameer.

Specimen: Hey
I Genuienly think you are extremly beautiful woman.
…Sigh
I am sameer….really good looking guy.I am 28 years of age,working as a program manager for a pharmaceutical company here in philadelphia.
I would Iike to get the opportunity to know you better..
Let me know what you think

MoMo: Thank you. Though you claim you’re extremely good looking, I have yet to see a photograph substantiating that assertion. Additionally, your profile states that you’re 5’8″. My height cut-off is 5’10″. No exceptions.

Specimen: We could be tom cruise and nicole kidman..hahah
Is tere an email id i could send my pics too

MoMo: No. At this point, the picture doesn’t matter. If your height is as you state it to be, it’s a moot point.

Specimen: Its technically 5’81/2 and with boots 5’10..
All jokes aside girl..
Gimme a chance

MoMo: I’m not joking. I’m 5’6″. That means, in nighttime heels (and sometimes daytime heels), I’m a minimum of 5’9″+.

Specimen: thats fine..girl.
gimme a chance..
i’ll wear hells if you want..
anything to get a shot..girl

Specimen:
Hey
U disappered on me hun;)

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One Response to “Online Dating Fails: When at first you don’t succeed…fail a second time.”

  1. Poor guy. He’s like me. He wants a woman that he can look up to.