Specimen: wow, you have awesome hair!!
MoMo: Thanks. Looks like you have something in common with lionesses. In selecting a mate, they favor males with the densest, darkest mane.
Specimen: wait a minute…… did you just call me a girl??
MoMo: The commonality I was referring to was a predilection for a certain hair type, not the possession of a v@gina.
Specimen: ahh…. glad we cleared that up! I figured either you called me a woman or gay ha ha
How was your Wednesday?
MoMo: It was stressful, but nothing a little goose can't alleviate.
Yours?
Although goose and having someone play with your hair would probably be better :)
Mine was not too bad.
MoMo: I'm a woman of many rules whateveryournameis. One of said rules is that I don't like my hair touched, with the exception of particular limited circumstances.
Specimen: ahh… well that might present some problems because I am a Mr whatevermynameis who just loves to play with hair.
MoMo: Mr. whateveryournameis-
I got 99 problems, but a b*tch playing with my hair ain't one.
So I suppose it does present a problem.
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