Princess MoMo

Lately, I've released several "hate mail" containing posts.  (There is a reason for that.  You'll find out on 7/26/11.)  Lest you subscribe to the mistaken belief that most online daters are assholes, here are some of the positive messages I've received.  

How are u princess? Ive read your profile and i loved it. Even though it made me wonder if i was on a dating service or on a job interview. I agree with a lot of the things you said. Im no genius but i do have a pet peeve of people using words the wrong way. Im always correcting my friends. when i type i do abbreviate(yes it's spelled right). If i pass your initial criteria i would like 2 talk 2 u. P.S. i read over this a couple times 2 make sure there weren't any errors. Jk

I want to say hi and I thought your profile was hysterical and very informative. (Makes me want to spend more time on mine.) I am smarter than a third grader, well hopefully, seeing that I am a sixth grade teacher… Drew

Good afternoon I enjoyed reading your profile. You do have a way with words. I also know how people's grammar is way off base. I am 37 but I like how you seem . My name is Paul if you would like to talk let me know

Holy…..Mother…..Of…….God! I am only writing to tell you that your profile was the single most entertaining profile I ever read! Really you should write and publish your own book on dating – I would actually buy it! Best of luck to you….. Kevin

Haha! Thanks for the laugh! You are brutal! Don't take any shit, good for you, most men are ***holes anyway! Good luck.

Hi,

I hope you read this… Saw your profile and liked it very much…you are so pretty…And also you seem to have a hell of character, I would love to get to know you….

Some thing about me: I am 25 years old, I work in a Pharma company as an IT developer. I think am friendly, classy, laid back, non-judgmental and fun loving person.. I have a very easy going attitude too.. I am never in sobbing mood or cranky mood…I like Hanging out with friends..Bowling, Shopping, going to a bar or club.. I also like watching movies/documentaries….

My Goals: I have many goals but I am not comfortable discussing them with strangers.. If by destiny we meet I will let know then….

Why i think you should message me?… Hmmm I am a very gentle person and I know how to treat a women.. I am very passionate about things I like…. I am honest and not double-faced….I am always happy with myself… I am not a hater (I dont hate many things )

 Hit me up if you would like to chat..!

reading your profile about made my head explode. aside from the 3 day rule novel you wrote i completely agree with it. most of the illiterate fucks on this site are too incompetent to even hold a conversation on here anyways. i hold the same standards and perspective you do but with these standards is the reason why i am still single and not searching hardly to this day… i take it you havent had any luck because of the critical mindset that you have. i am not putting you down but rather giving you props for being this critical, but on a website like this it wont make a shit of difference who you preach to. i know this. i been on this site and many others for about 8 years now. i believe in numbers by the masses until i find what i want… which isnt far from perfect. where else can you find a barbie doll like figure (IE: someone healthy not some fat sorry piece of shit) and a good attitude while being smart… still waiting unfortunately. besides that, i wont lower my standards even throughout all the criticism i recieve. anyways good luck finding any in jersey… all the schmucks reside here in new york in female form as well. just thought id give my two-cents for your enjoyment… oh my name is rob btw. name with a face now…and dont mind the lack of capitalization… android sucks ass

Hey,

Kudos on one of the most unique profiles I have read. It definitely made me sit up and lean a little closer to the screen. To be honest I'm not exactly sure how to respond to it. I don't suck that's for sure!

-Kris

Hi, I'm Jordan, I just wanted to say I got a kick out of your (not you're) profile. There was one on here that 90% of the words were wrong. It wasn't using the wrong spelling like there vs. their, she just made up spellings, even for simple words like "my" which I believe was spelled "meh"

Also, not all guys follow those stupid dating rules…

I must say, I absolutely loved the way you wrote your profile! I fit the job description nearly 100%… but alas, I do not meet the height requirements. I am wondering if you would still accept my resume for consideration? I feel as though I could be a valuable asset to your company. :)

~Matt

very interesting profile. Me, INC impressive. Hi i'm Sean. Very unqiue. 

A+ for creativity! What a profile! Not surprisingly, after reading your profile in it's entirety and even reading the link as it relates to sexual economics on college campuses and major cities, I totally forgot what you looked like! lol. Wow, that's a lot to read. I'm curious– are all the descriptions of JIM and SAL and ADAM and D*CK your own? That's impressive! Anyway, after reading everything about "Me, Inc" and looking at your pictures again, I will say that you seem like a classy individual. And I am interested in reading the annual report or hearing the investor relations call (your reply), perhaps I might entertain investment opportunities (investments of time, energy, attention). If it's true that "words are like the colors on the palette of an artist" you certainly paint a big picture of who you are and what you seek… and what you don't seek. Although at times what you paint looks like a Picasso than a Monet ;) lol.. . We seem to have much in common, especially our aversion to those with GI issues. Perhaps you're open to this connection? 

p.s. I hope I passed the GI test without explicitly answering the test lol