Princess MoMo

Those who can deliver a compliment to another without expecting anything in return demonstrate self-confidence and maturity. Over the past two weeks, I’ve received complimentary messages about my online dating profile from several specimens.

(Click here for the substance of my profile on the dating site.)

lol- i have to say, you are very very intriguing. I am blown away by your profile and how elaborate it is. I definitely agree and hate how people cannot spell nor use the correct word in a sentence. Your mind is very sharp and i think-(and this is just an educated guess)..that your mouth cant keep up with your mind. I think you have so many thoughts at one time all hours of the day that you probably exhaust yourself. lol
I enjoyed your profile- i usually never see one so unique and descriptive haha

im Mike

I have to say that you are by far the funniest person on earth. I guess most men probably would find your ten page essay with a cover and reference page a turn off and assume your personality is far too overbearing and probably stuck up but I laughed the whole way through, lol. In fact, as I’m writing this right now(well, as you’re reading it) I’m still laughing in my head. I find it quite annoying when women who have a list of demands for the opposite sex to message them break all their rules in how they greet you and/or converse with you. You’re quoite refreshing if I may say so. Whether we speak or not after you read this I am glad I read your page. Keep up the awesomeness.

Anyhow, if there’s any possible interest beyond my face and not so normal of a compliment, I’d love to hear from you. I have no doubt your sarcasm and witty personality will find quite the positive challenge in my company. I prefer to be mind f**ked or anything else anyway(excuse my French).

Take care!

-Sean

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First off, id like to say thank you. haha, i mean thank you for giving me a really good profile to read which made me
really laugh at times. Especially liked the economies of scale thing (i went to school for econ) and i seriously died
laughing. What a good way to put it, wish my teachers used examples like that lol. Well you seam extremely cool and im
pretty sure i meet all your criteria, though im not 26… im 25 going on 26 lol, and im NOT looking for a casual
encounter (would like to meet someone special if it exists). I have a load of pictures which I am sure you will judge if
you havent already, never been married or engaged, im 5’10, i dont do drugs and barely drink, i dont like strip clubs (bc
they make me feel like an old grimy POS), and i think people holding fish in their pictures are RETARTED! Well hope you
enjoyed reading this as much as i enjoyed reading your profile. Take care

Oh My! You have the greatest profile on this site and possibly the best dating profile on the internet! I actually enjoyed reading it. I would love to apply but I don’t fit you height requirements, hope “you’re” not disappointed :) If you have a moment though I wanted to share a bit and ask you something. Regarding your (a-j) prerequisites, you have eliminated 95% of the worlds male population and the 5% left are gay. Still a great profile, the other one is just my curiosity what your ethnicity is, I cant place it… You are clearly educated and talented, I’m very curious to what background you come from.
All the best on your quest !
Alex

That was thoroughly entertaining! Thanks Mike. Mike stands for Mike by the way;o

Hi how are you? your profile is hilarious. I got a feeling a date with you would be funnier than going to a stand up show with Dave Chappelle, and the late George Carlin on the same stage. You should give up the legal business and go into stand up.
ps. love the web site.

Im proceeding on with the following answered thereafter:
Proceed if:
a: You are between the ages of 26 and 35, in human years; (Yes, there is a discrepancy between this and my message restriction settings – I’m a reasonable person. As such, I’m willing to be flexible in limited appropriate circumstances.)

I turn 35 in a few weeks – 35 is my number year maturity level probably and is definitely between 28-32

b: You are looking for more than an “intimate encounter”;

Looking for possible long term – not just another hit n run

c: You have a picture readily available for my merciless judgment (love may be blind, but I am not); Have too many -in person is better then again I’m home on the weekends due to travel and work – but each client differs sometimes home (WFH)

d: You are not and have not been engaged/married and do not have children; I am divorced but I did it for other reasons (If you are interested I can tell you – but its was for a friend for “paper”) you can figure out the rest

e: You’re not vertically compromised (i.e. taller than 5’10” – a real 5’10” and not this guy measurement bs in which you y-chromosomed ones add an inch or two to your measurements); Sounds like …..

f: An employer would not refrain from or hesitate in hiring you after running a background check and/or drug test; Sure…

g: You’ve never engaged the services of a street-walker or prostitute; I’m a natural Panty dropper – its free – just kidding – but this statement was a test for Your Sense of humor

h: You do not frequent strip clubs on occasions other than bachelor parties and have not dated a stripper; I don’t get turned on by paying for sex – when I can just do it for free again if needed, however not looking for a hit n run

i: You’re not holding a fish in any of your photos on here; AND

j: All of the above.

3 day rules is for HS’ers :) Either you click or you simply don’t – No need to play games. If you need “users” to take your test – then obviously you cannot look passes 3rd graders since that is what YOU are still attracting – lol

Ok I think all this is great humor – but if you really interested let me know or tell me the REAL you not some lame ass interview questions…

Now off to my lame ass offshore meeting – good night

I was intrigued by your profile. Do you have any summer beach plans?
Ryan