Mr. Racist: What type of perfect man is interested in a non Caucasian female anyway? Did you ever consider changing your race to attract men? If you are not of Northern, or Western European descent, how can you expect a successful man to be attracted to you. Your ancestors clearly came from a third world […]
Online Dating: Mr. Riddles Part 3
Click here for Mr. Riddles Part 1 Click here for Mr. Riddles Part 2 Mr. Riddles: Emily Blunt, Let’s get something straight: I said from the beginning that I only messaged you to prove that all guys aren’t idiots. Also, my claims are not unsubstantiated because I failed to answer your futile attempt at weeding […]
Online Dating: Mr. Riddles Part 2
For this post to make optimal sense, read Part 1 first. Mr. Riddles Quizmaster, I admit, I am not happy with myself for getting that answer wrong, however, I did correctly state the order of operations… I just didn’t listen to myself. I hate to admit that you impressed me in anyway. Therefore, I […]
Online Dating: Mr. Riddles
Mr. Riddes: 1. You’re… because you are using the contraction for you are… not your as in possessing the thought of you being nuts? … that wouldn’t make sense although it is comical. 2. There’s … again contraction for ‘there is’ because… there is a method to your madness even though I haven’t figured it […]
Online Dating Fails: Mr. Moonlight
Mr. Moonlight: Hi my name is Paul I saw your profile and really liked it. I am 38 year old who is family oriented, educated, and fun to be around. I have Blondish hair blue eyes 5ft10 clean cut attorney. I am charming and funny. I am seeking a lady who is down to earth, […]
Mr. T on the Rise Again? (11/2)
Recently, I thought I ended things with Mr. T. Apparently, I thought wrong. The morning after I posted Mr. T’s Rendition of Our First Date, he texted me: Mr. T: They love mr t Mr. T: You are a bad producer. You killed him off too soon. MoMo: Talk to his agent about recasting him Mr. T: Mr t […]
The Decline of Mr. T
Background: Mr. T and I were having a conversation on Facebook the other day. At some point (where the excerpt below starts), the conversation went off of the deep end. I learned that in addition to having a guitar, he has a skateboard. After Mr. Plane, I wanted a guy with a unique vehicle. A […]
Online Dating Fails: Top Douche
Top Douche: You suck. I lick.. and Wtf is up with making my messesge longer an unique? MoMo: You have made at least one false assumption in your message. Top Douche: that was yesterday.. Wtf did I say? Top Douche: ohyea.. I remember now.. you suck. I’m awesome.. go get cheated on cuz unless you date […]
Mr. T’s Rendition of Our First (and maybe last?) Date
Again, Mr. T has been so gracious as to provide his perspective on another one of our encounters: Our first date. There are several factual inaccuracies in his write up. As you might expect, I will highlight each and every one with “Editor’s Notes.” ——————————————————————————————————————————————- A few days after the charity auction I saw bunches […]
Guest Submission (Online Dating Fails) + MoMo Analysis
Today’s online dating fail is courtesy of a friend of mine. She received the message below on PlentyofFish: hello my name is erik and i am 33 and a christain how about you u single have kids u drive i live in sicklerville with my mom and step dad i hope thats ok with you […]
Twelve Encounters with Mr. Car
To read about Mr. Car Part I, click here. Date One 9/3 Brief recap of Mr. Car Part I: He lives locally. We met at Friday’s because there’s nothing else to do out here in the woods. Upon first glance of this specimen, I determined he was too skinny for me to take interest. About […]
Girl Talk re: Mr. T (10/26)
Cyber BFF: so, are you digging Mr. T? 6’5″? really? MoMo: Yes, I’m digging him. Particularly on a banter and primal level. And, yes, he’s 6’5″ Cyber BFF: do you possess photos of this person? MoMo: yeah [provides link to his facebook page] I don’t find him particularly hot But I’m attracted to him Pheromones […]
Guest Submission: Mr. T writes about “Meeting MoMo”
[Editor’s Note: Mr. T kindly agreed to submit his point of view on how we met. To read MoMo’s perspective, click here.] Meeting Momo By: Mr. T My Saturday was coming together nicely. I’m getting my swerve on in Hoboken, attending a charity event for breast cancer. Dates with beautiful girls are up […]
Online Dating Fails: Clueless…
9/3/2011 1:44:41 PM Specimen: how are you :) so what are you looking for on here? I’m originally from flemington and moved to bridgewater. 9/3/2011 2:28:17 PM MoMo: I’m not sure anymore. 9/3/2011 2:32:14 PM Specimen: let me guess. u got screwed over in your last relationship? I know exactlyyyy how you feel 9/3/2011 2:35:30 […]