Mr. Traveler A good friend of mine (we’ll call her Ms. Host) had some overflow in her AirBnB reservations and so she asked me if I was interested in hosting one of her travelers. Thus, I decided to join the hospitality industry, which as it turns out, is arguably more entertaining than dating and the […]
Epic Rap Battles of Online Dating: An Ode to Aladdin Part III
Part I Part II GenericHero 7/25/2016 11:43:50 AM Report this message for inappropriate content You got some fancy words but so do I I don’t need 5 syllables to be soundin’ fly Got you researchin’ words cause my rhymes you hatin’ I’m more dangerous then internet datin’ Now all bets are off and my game […]
Epic Rap Battles of Online Dating: Ode to Aladdin Part II
CLICK HERE FOR PART I GenericHero 7/23/2016 5:27:38 PM Report this message for inappropriate content see it was early in the morning before I had my coffee If mistakes cant be made, I think i’d rather be free Its just I hate even finding the apostrophe Its so much quicker to ignore it but now […]
Epic Rap Battles of Online Dating: Ode to Aladdin
GenericHero 7/22/2016 9:40:11 PM Report this message for inappropriate content I finally found a girl who likes to spit waited all day and all damn night but sh!t it seemed like im the only one who could drop a line but then I found a rappin jasmine, and damn was she fine I had a […]
Mr. Swiper – A Tinder Tale
Mr. Swiper, a suitor from Tinder, had just moved to New York from Boston over 4th of July weekend. He’s originally from Minnesota. I don’t know what our Tinder exchange consisted of and I cannot check it because he’s unmatched me. But, we pretty quickly moved from Tinder to text. He then also pretty […]
PATH Train Tales
Yesterday, on the PATH train, I spotted a male individual who was clearly scheming up some bullshit way to strike up a conversation with me. At the first stop, a seat behind me freed up and he took the opportunity to speak to me by informing me of the seat’s availability. I thanked him […]
Epic Rap Battles of Online Dating: Why the hell is he here??
whythehellamionhere 5/17/2016 Report this message for inappropriate content Hey soooo I’m trying to rap battle you but I don’t think it’s going through. whythehellamionhere 5/17/2016 Report this message for inappropriate content Fresh princess, I think your rap invites creative But it also just so happens, that I’m a central jersey native Im also pretty sure, […]
Mr. Redcoat: The Reunion – Part II
Related Posts: Mr. Redcoat: ‘Twas 13 Nights Before Christmas The Easter Bunny Guest Submission: Mr. Redcoat’s Rendition Mr. Redcoat’s Rendition Annotated with Princess MoMo’s Comments Mr. Redcoat: The Reunion – Part I I was apprehensive. Though being in his arms felt good, I knew I was dealing with a shapeshifter. What was a MoMo to […]
Mr. Redcoat: The Reunion – Part I
Related Posts: Mr. Redcoat: ‘Twas 13 Nights Before Christmas The Easter Bunny Guest Submission: Mr. Redcoat’s Rendition Mr. Redcoat’s Rendition Annotated with Princess MoMo’s Comments I recently went on a specimen spree – so I have a lot to get through and I’m going to try to make this one quick so that we can […]
Mr. Redcoat’s Rendition Annotated with Princess MoMo’s Comments
Lest we forget, at the end of the day, this is my blog. While I permit other’s perspectives, I would be remiss not to directly comment on the rendition. So, because this is princessmomo.com and not mrredcoat.com, I’m going to go Kanye West on his post. I’ma let you finish, but…my comments on his content […]
Epic Rap Battles of Online Dating: A Worthy Opponent
DrMantisToboggen 2/8/2016 2:01:31 AM Report this message for inappropriate content Ok ok. Mic check. Ok. Princess from somewhere, shine like a sun glare I need SPF like uncle phil needs some hair See I read your rhyme so in kind I had to blast one Seven or eight boyfriends? Now meet your last one All […]
Guest Submission: Mr. Redcoat’s Rendition
I’ve written two posts about Mr. Redcoat: Mr. Redcoat: ‘Twas 13 Nights Before Christmas The Easter Bunny In response to the second post, Mr. Redcoat decided he wanted to issue a rebuttal. Here’s his piece: Mr Redcoat and the Princess The ‘Princess’ has been kind enough to afford me the opportunity to post a response […]
Epic Rap Battles of Online Dating: Surrender
CJ0806 2/7/2016 2:12:39 AM Report this message for inappropriate content Your rap is copying the fresh prince song. I can do much better than that. Yo my name is Chris, I have to go piss, I’m in grad school because I’m looking for a tool to become successful, I’m in marketing but like farting, I […]
Epic Rap Battles of Online Dating: 90s Rap Theme
workorbeach 1/26/2016 5:11:41 PM Yo, Philosophish, let’s kick it! Hey hey baby Hey hey baby All right stop Read this email and listen Jay is here with a brand new invention The beach grabs a hold of me tightly Favorite place to spend my days both daily and nightly Will it ever stop? Yo, No […]