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Epic Rap Battles of Online Dating: Ode to Aladdin Part II

Posted by Princess MoMo on Jul 25 in Online dating, rap battle

CLICK HERE FOR PART I GenericHero 7/23/2016 5:27:38 PM Report this message for inappropriate content see it was early in the morning before I had my coffee If mistakes cant be made, I think i’d rather be free Its just I hate even finding the apostrophe Its so much quicker to ignore it but now […]

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Epic Rap Battles of Online Dating: Ode to Aladdin

Posted by Princess MoMo on Jul 23 in Online dating, rap battle

GenericHero 7/22/2016 9:40:11 PM Report this message for inappropriate content I finally found a girl who likes to spit waited all day and all damn night but sh!t it seemed like im the only one who could drop a line but then I found a rappin jasmine, and damn was she fine I had a […]

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Mr. Swiper – A Tinder Tale

Posted by Princess MoMo on Jul 6 in Adventures of Princess MoMo, Dating, Dating Advice, Epic fails, Men

  Mr. Swiper, a suitor from Tinder, had just moved to New York from Boston over 4th of July weekend. He’s originally from Minnesota. I don’t know what our Tinder exchange consisted of and I cannot check it because he’s unmatched me.  But, we pretty quickly moved from Tinder to text.  He then also pretty […]

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PATH Train Tales

Posted by Princess MoMo on Jun 29 in Adventures of Princess MoMo, Men

Yesterday, on the PATH train, I spotted a male individual who was clearly scheming up some bullshit way to strike up a conversation with me. At the first stop, a seat behind me freed up and he took the opportunity to speak to me by informing me of the seat’s availability.   I thanked him […]

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Epic Rap Battles of Online Dating: Why the hell is he here??

Posted by Princess MoMo on May 18 in MoMo's Musings, rap battle

whythehellamionhere 5/17/2016 Report this message for inappropriate content Hey soooo I’m trying to rap battle you but I don’t think it’s going through. whythehellamionhere 5/17/2016 Report this message for inappropriate content Fresh princess, I think your rap invites creative But it also just so happens, that I’m a central jersey native Im also pretty sure, […]

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Mr. Redcoat: The Reunion – Part II

Posted by Princess MoMo on May 15 in Adventures of Princess MoMo, Dating

Related Posts: Mr. Redcoat: ‘Twas 13 Nights Before Christmas The Easter Bunny Guest Submission: Mr. Redcoat’s Rendition Mr. Redcoat’s Rendition Annotated with Princess MoMo’s Comments Mr. Redcoat: The Reunion – Part I I was apprehensive.  Though being in his arms felt good, I knew I was dealing with a shapeshifter.  What was a MoMo to […]

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Epic Rap Battles of Online Dating: Arab Rap

Posted by Princess MoMo on Apr 4 in MoMo's Musings, Online dating, Poems, rap battle

 

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Mr. Redcoat: The Reunion – Part I

Posted by Princess MoMo on Mar 6 in Adventures of Princess MoMo, Dating

Related Posts: Mr. Redcoat: ‘Twas 13 Nights Before Christmas The Easter Bunny Guest Submission: Mr. Redcoat’s Rendition Mr. Redcoat’s Rendition Annotated with Princess MoMo’s Comments I recently went on a specimen spree – so I have a lot to get through and I’m going to try to make this one quick so that we can […]

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Mr. Redcoat’s Rendition Annotated with Princess MoMo’s Comments

Posted by Princess MoMo on Feb 28 in Adventures of Princess MoMo, Dating, Guest Submissions, Men, MoMo's mind

Lest we forget, at the end of the day, this is my blog.  While I permit other’s perspectives, I would be remiss not to directly comment on the rendition.  So, because this is princessmomo.com and not mrredcoat.com, I’m going to go Kanye West on his post.  I’ma let you finish, but…my comments on his content […]

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Epic Rap Battles of Online Dating: A Worthy Opponent

Posted by Princess MoMo on Feb 20 in Miscellaneous

DrMantisToboggen 2/8/2016 2:01:31 AM Report this message for inappropriate content Ok ok. Mic check. Ok. Princess from somewhere, shine like a sun glare I need SPF like uncle phil needs some hair See I read your rhyme so in kind I had to blast one Seven or eight boyfriends? Now meet your last one All […]

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Guest Submission: Mr. Redcoat’s Rendition

Posted by Princess MoMo on Feb 16 in Dating, Guest Submissions

I’ve written two posts about Mr. Redcoat: Mr. Redcoat: ‘Twas 13 Nights Before Christmas The Easter Bunny In response to the second post, Mr. Redcoat decided he wanted to issue a rebuttal.  Here’s his piece: Mr Redcoat and the Princess The ‘Princess’ has been kind enough to afford me the opportunity to post a response […]

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Epic Rap Battles of Online Dating: Surrender

Posted by Princess MoMo on Feb 9 in Online dating, rap battle

CJ0806 2/7/2016 2:12:39 AM Report this message for inappropriate content Your rap is copying the fresh prince song. I can do much better than that. Yo my name is Chris, I have to go piss, I’m in grad school because I’m looking for a tool to become successful, I’m in marketing but like farting, I […]

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Epic Rap Battles of Online Dating: 90s Rap Theme

Posted by Princess MoMo on Feb 8 in Dating, Online dating, Poems

workorbeach 1/26/2016 5:11:41 PM Yo, Philosophish, let’s kick it! Hey hey baby Hey hey baby All right stop Read this email and listen Jay is here with a brand new invention The beach grabs a hold of me tightly Favorite place to spend my days both daily and nightly Will it ever stop? Yo, No […]

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Epic Rap Battles of Online Dating: Marty aka Lil Bitch

Posted by Princess MoMo on Jan 19 in Online dating

  Me: It’s cute how you initiated contact, now you say I’m too thin. Something else clearly lacking thickness is your little bitch skin. I kept it 100 and honest with you from the gate. In return, you’re mailing me insecurity-fueled hate. I’m flying nowhere; can’t board the plane; I’m the bomb. Now run along, […]

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Mr. Hong Kong in New York

Click here for Mr. Hong Kong Part I (Vegas Pink Monkey). Click here for Mr. Hong Kong Part II (The Getaway). Click here for Mr. Hong Kong Part III (Sodom, Gomorrah, and Rihanna).  Click here for Mr. Hong Kong Part IV (Let There be Light). Click here for Mr. Hong Kong Part V (Farewell).    I […]

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