Click here for Mr. Rx Part I. After exchanging several boring facebook messages with Mr. Rx, my coworker who was cupid-ing us urged him (at my request) to step up his game. On June 21, Mr. Rx texted me. Our initial texts read as follows: Mr. Rx: Hey it’s [Mr. Rx]. Let me know […]
Online Dating Fails: Friends in a Room
njstud 6/25/2012 3:20:03 PM hi how are you doin? im very interested in getting to know you. maybe we can conect.. yours trully stephen njstud 7/13/2012 1:57:01 PM hi how are you doin ? we are friends that get together once or twice a week and we would like to meet you we have […]
Mr. Rx Part I
A good Samaritan coworker informed me that he had a specimen in mind for me. Why he would throw his friend under the bus like that, I do not know. Actually, I do know. He told me that this friend of his was not the nicest of guys to the last girl he dated. Essentially, he […]
Mr. Giggles Parts III and IV
It’s really better to write about these events as soon after they occur as possible. As time passes, the details fade and my interest in sharing the stories diminishes. Let’s see how this turns out. As a refresher (or familiarizer) on this character, read Mr. Giggles Part I and Mr. Giggles Part II. […]
Miami Review Part I
I ventured to Miami from May 31, 2012 through June 4, 2012. Below is a review of my dining, partying and dating escapades while there. The blue “Editor’s Notes” are courtesy of my travel mate, Mr. Friend Zone Escapee. Thursday, May 31, 2012 I landed at approximately 5:30 p.m. I retrieved my bag and […]
Mr. Friend Zone Escapee
Background: As some of you may have noticed, I haven’t been diligent in telling my tales of dating woe as of late. Luckily, someone has decided to take charge and write blog posts for me. This is a new character. We shall call him Mr. Friend Zone Escapee. By way of background, I met Mr. […]
Stage 23904823909230482309809283402 Clinger
This specimen has fallen off of his rocker and is now stumbling downhill. In order to understand the long history and background, read these linked posts first: The First of the April Fools The April Fool Strikes Again Online Dating Fails: One in a Million everythingheisnt 6/10/2012 9:03:05 PM what do I have […]
Mr. Giggle Part 2
Click here for Mr. Giggle Part 1. Brief synopsis: After more than two specimen-less months, I decided to get off of the bench and back into the game. But was my date on the wrong team? That is what I was left believing after observing, among other things, his mannerisms, his giggling, and […]
Online Dating Fails: The Epitome of Annoying
Read these first: The First of the April Fools The April Fool Strikes Again Online Dating Fails: One in a Million In dating, there’s annoying and then there’s really fucking annoying. This guy falls into the latter category. Why is three years of ignoring a guy not enough to ward him off? My initial approach […]
The Subject of my Amorous Feelings
The proverbial “they” say love finds us when we least expect it. That is precisely what happened to me today. On my way home from work, I planned on stopping at the liquor store to pick up some red wine. As I battled through standard New Jersey traffic, the remnants of my nerves deteriorated. […]
Mr. Giggles Part I
For those who are avid readers of my blog, you are aware that it hasn’t been raining men lately. My two month specimen drought was recently broken. There was one minor problem, though: I’m convinced the guy is gay. The last date I had been on was March 3 with Mr. Lambo (I didn’t […]
Online Dating Fails: One in a Million
Read these first: The First of the April Fools The April Fool Strikes Again Some people just don’t know how to fuck off. This guy is one of those people. TheBestNothingLess 5/13/2012 12:52:42 PM You know? you hated my guts just because I happened to be talking to someone else at the time and I […]
Online Dating Fails: Another Webcam Proposition (of a different variety)
cutaboveguy 5/7/2012 8:40:44 AM I will pay you 2500 cash to webcam w me. 30 minutes only. You interested Princess_MoMo 5/7/2012 7:35:41 PM What? cutaboveguy 5/7/2012 7:44:48 PM Yup. Webcam and let me watch you and 2500 cash is yours. I’m a millionaire, I don’t worry about 2500 Princess_MoMo 5/7/2012 7:54:59 PM I’m sorry, it […]
Online Dating Fails: Three Strikes and You’re Out!
summershere23 4/21/2012 6:42:14 PM drew facebook.com/forera looking to meet/make new friends, chat mingle get out of the house…lol : ) The following images were attached to this message. summershere23 4/24/2012 8:29:22 PM hi, about me.. . i work, go to school… think im funny/silly..interested in about everything…lol have add and im dyslexic so i cant […]
Online Dating: KSavage
ksavage 4/4/2012 9:57:52 PM Hey, I just wanted to stop by and say hello. My name is John. Would you like to chat a little bit? ksavage 4/30/2012 10:03:27 PM You are funny as hell. I must say that I was cracking up while I was reading your story. You are very creative, but not […]