On today’s episode of Texts from this Morning, we have a repeat offender. On March 22, 2011, this specimen with whom I went on ONE date a YEAR ago (March 2010) and had no physical contact initiated the a string of texts reprinted below. This morning, he struck again. This time, I was willing to grant him date two because there is currently a specimen deficit in my world, but he ruined it.
March 22, 2011 exchange
7:02 am Guy: Mmm wish I was waking up next to u.
7:10 am Me: Too soon.
7:12 am Guy: Oh I know! But its a great thought. Sorry. I’m honest and sometimes too outgoing.
7:28 am Guy: Meet me for a drink tonight.
7:53 am Me: Can’t
April 12, 2011 exchange
8:29 am Guy: Hey how are u. I’m in Florida. Get back tonight
8:31 am Me: How was your trip
8:35 am Guy: GreaT. Can we start seeing each others?
8:36 am Me: When
8:37 am Guy: Anytime. We would have fun together
8:38 am Me: Ok let me know when
8:42 am Guy: In south beach. Last night was fun
8:42 am Me: um ok
8:44 am Guy: Would love to be with u.
8:45 am Me: Why
8:48 am Guy: U are stunning. Fun. Successful. I’m very attracted to u.
8:48 am Me: Thanks
8:49 am Guy: I can only imagine how much fun having u naked in my bed would be! Ha
8:51 am Me: Too soon again. You always ruin it for yourself.
8:53 am Guy: Ha. That’s funny. Not talking about tomorrow but no sense of humor. Come on.
8:57 am Me: It’s a turn off. I realize that there’s a strong likelihood that you have a penis and therefore want to gain carnal knowledge of me, but there’s no need to text me about it when trying to set up a second date
8:59 am Guy: So sorry. Guess I’m open about it.9:55 am Guy: So u don’t want to go out?
9:55 am Guy: So u don’t want to go out?
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