Some people get booty-called/texted. Evidently, I get cuddle-called/texted. Princess MoMo: Turning grown men into interactive teddy bears since 1999.
4:26 am Guy: Hey u. hanging in there?
4:27 am Me: Yes I am. You?
4:28 am Guy: Come cuddle
4:28 am Me: Why? We haven’t even talked in weeks
4:29 am Guy: It will feel good
4:30 am Guy: Comeee
4:31 am Me: It’s almost 5 am. I’m going back to sleep!
4:32 am Guy: Pleaseee
4:40 am Guy: Come here and cuddle
4:43 am Me: Not talking to people for extended periods of time and then randomly submitting cuddle requests in the wee hours of the morning can’t possible yield successful results all that often
5:18 am Guy: hahah ur such a lawyer.
6:29 am Guy: R u up?
4:27 am Me: Yes I am. You?
4:28 am Guy: Come cuddle
4:28 am Me: Why? We haven’t even talked in weeks
4:29 am Guy: It will feel good
4:30 am Guy: Comeee
4:31 am Me: It’s almost 5 am. I’m going back to sleep!
4:32 am Guy: Pleaseee
4:40 am Guy: Come here and cuddle
4:43 am Me: Not talking to people for extended periods of time and then randomly submitting cuddle requests in the wee hours of the morning can’t possible yield successful results all that often
5:18 am Guy: hahah ur such a lawyer.
6:29 am Guy: R u up?
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