The dating chronicles are back. You missed me, I know. Below is the new online dating profile narrative I’ve created.
In central New Jersey born and raised
Practicing law is where I spend most of my days
Reading, writing, arguin’ all cool
And, on the side, also lecturing English at a school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Starting wasting time in my dating neighborhood
I got in one lil’ fight and my mom got scared
She said you better not stay single
Because I want some grandkids, to be fair
I signed up for a dating site when it came clear
My profile is fresh and when I look in the mirror
If anything I can say this girl is rare
And I thought now come get it, yo homes, if you dare
I’ve had several boyfriends, about 7 or 8
But they didn’t work out, so I said see ya later
Now I want to look at my kingdom, and be finally there
To sit on my throne as the Princess of somewhere
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