Specimen: Subject line: Are you for real?? Yes, that is exactly what i am wondering!! Are you for real?? Who in the world has time to write such a detailed description?? May I know the reason for this extremely time consuming act? Thanks, Andy MoMo: Yes, to quote the infamous Snoop Dogg, I’m “realer than […]
Online Dating Fails: Did he mention he’s a scientist?
Scientist: I only take tests if I am getting paid, but since you have a nice smile I will work for half price. We are located some distance apart. After searching in my local area, you would think an ENTIRE CITY of Philadelphia, I would be able to find what I am looking for. however […]
Online Dating Fails: A grammar lesson from an online dater (don’t heed his advice)
Specimen: You’re so right or should I say it like the rest of the idiots do your so right lol .. I get emails from women all the time that are educated and have great jobs that use the wrong grammar all the time and I do not understand it at all.. Theirs a method […]
Online Dating Fails: Stalkerdate.com – Third time is not the charm, neither is fifth
hummel007 Age: 36 Location: Phoenixville, PA, United States Message 1 Date: Wednesday, 22nd of June Wow u r beautiful I definetly would like to meet U. Get in touch with me so we can talk.. Shoot me an email. Message 2 Date: Wednesday, 22nd of June Oh and by the way my names Bob, what’s […]
Online Dating Fails: Valiant Effort
June 19, 2011 7:20 p.m. Message 1 from gr8tdate247: :-) would one symbol have the same effect as a one worder.? i guess i will have to make it two symbols since your email setting require my letter to be longer :-P hopefully this make my sarcastic email here more humorous June 19, 2011 Message […]
Online Dating: Positive Feedback Regarding MoMo’s Profile
Those who can deliver a compliment to another without expecting anything in return demonstrate self-confidence and maturity. Over the past two weeks, I’ve received complimentary messages about my online dating profile from several specimens. (Click here for the substance of my profile on the dating site.) lol- i have to say, you are very very […]
Online Dating Fails: Mr. I have nothing to offer
Him: Hi Jennie you’re gorgeous but I’m sure you know that. Anywayz No I don’t work or go to school right now but if you read my page you’ll understand…sorta. I really am a good guy, just dealt with a lot of not so good women. I would love for us to chat and get […]
A comment from Princess MoMo’s friend re: MoMo’s online dating
“It pains me to see you on online dating sites. Seriously if pretty girls join them then where are average or unfortunate looking girls going to find boyfriends? Certainly not in the real world as pretty girls dominate the market there too. It just isn’t fair to them; nor to you when you have to deal […]
Online Dating Fails: Opinions are like assholes and dating sites provide both. Thanks for the pseudo-psychotherapy trash.
Specimen: (You’re) probably gonna think i am crazy but (there’s) a perfectly good reason for this. (Your) about me section on (here) seems debilitating to men rather (than) to encouraging them to ask you out. That being said, what kind of a** holes have you dated that made you eat (their) sh*t so much that […]
Online Dating Fails: Stalkerdate.com – The Young and the Relentless
This is the third, and sadly not final, installment from stalkerdate.com. (To view stalker message 1, click hippymike the poet. To view stalker message 2, click Crazy Lion Guy.) User: ups1123 Age: 35 Location: Allentown, PA, United States Date: June 4, 2011 Are you a real live Princess? I happen to have a thing for […]
Online Dating Fails: Stalkerdate.com: David the Lion Beast
Who is worse? David (read messages below) or HippyMike? Steadfast_lover2 Age: 41 Location: Las Vegas, Nevada Message 1 sent on June 6, 2011: Hello, Momo,..perhaps a chat? David1 Message 2 sent on June 6, 2011: Momo,..are you getting any of my messages,..and would you be interested in a chat,..so that we might get to […]
The Berry Tree
Princess MoMo, for the most part, doesn’t like the outdoors Because there are many things existing out there that she abhors Such things include bugs, birds, dirt and poisonous plants Many of those elements have been the subject of MoMo’s rants Today she thought nature was offering her peace And that all of its unpleasantness […]
Princess MoMo’s Jump Rope FAILS
Even though MoMo is competent in cart-wheeling, her ability (or lack thereof) in jump roping leaves much to be desired. [jwplayer mediaid=”1308″] [jwplayer mediaid=”1311″] [jwplayer mediaid=”1312″]
Specimen Dissection June 17, 2011
On Tuesday, June 14, 2011, this specimen initiated cyber contact with Princess MoMo. That night, the two conversed on the telephone. They agreed to meet on Friday at 9 p.m. MoMo admonished him that he would have to maintain contact with her over the course of the days leading up to the […]
People Who Stalk MoMo’s Friends
While attending a first grade parents-only event, a silly specimen made advances on Princess MoMo’s friend Vanessa via bar napkin. Below is a picture of the vehicle of flirtation. Mike the dreamer didn’t stop there. Subsequent to his intro by napkin, with which Vanessa should have used to wipe her hands clean of him, […]