Specimen: Did you copy that from somewhere or did you write that all down yourself .. ? Princess MoMo: I wrote it all down myself. And I write even more on my website: princessmomo.com Specimen: Hmmm.. very interesting.. a lot going on in that lil brain of yours !
Princess MoMo on the Farm (Dates two and three with Mr. Plane)
This post is about my recent dates with Mr. Plane (so named because he owns a plane). Last weekend’s adventure (our first date) involved him whisking me away from the treacherous lands of New Jersey to Martha’s Vineyard. Epic. First. Date. After reflecting upon this experience for two days, I concluded that a more subtle approach […]
A Piece of MoMo’s Mind: Why First Dates Involving Planes And Weekend Getaways Are Not A Good Idea. (Camping isn’t a good idea either.)
I recently went on the most outlandish of first dates in the extensive history of MoMo dating. Dude showed up in a single engine aircraft and swooped me up to Martha’s Vineyard for the weekend. Fun times? Yes. Relaxing? Yes. Blog worthy? Abso-fucking-lutely. Copacetic? No. “Why not,” you may ask. Or you may […]
Online Dating Fails: Deaf Ears/Blind Eyes
Mr. Unoriginal: Hey whats up ;-) you are very beautiful! Princess MoMo: If you actually think I’m beautiful, don’t you think your comment is falling on deaf ears (or blind eyes since you’re typing rather than uttering the statement)? In other words, wouldn’t you presume that I’ve heard that line innumerable times, therefore, it is an ineffective […]
Flannel Should Have Been a Blowjob
Male Friend (re: MoMo’s Zebra print Onesies): the PJs are ok. i can’t say i like them because you make fun of plaid shirts and i have a few. Princess MoMo: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Say it ain’t so!!!! BURN THEM IMMEDIATELY!!!! Friend: get out of here. Princess MoMo: Stop fucking playing. You need to dispose of those […]
Conversations with the Detective
Conversation from April 2009: Detective: Fine you win me: win what? Detective: Me me: i just want you not to think that i’m trying to deceive you and that i do things behind your back because i’m as transparent as they come Detective: Ok baby Detective: Sorry me: for what Detective: Being a d bag […]
MoMo’s Mama
My mom told me the following story today (9/12/11): One of the secretaries at work today was all smiles. I said to her, “You must have had a great weekend. She said, “Yeah, I got married.” I asked her if it was a surprise. She said, “Kind of. We weren’t even engaged, we just did […]
Gettin’ High to and from a Three Day First Date
Phase I (Cyberspace Introduction): Tuesday, Sep 7, 2011 – 10:32pm Guy: Wow – I meet the prerequisites a through i !! You look stunning in your pics, and seem confident and focused. I would like the opportunity to meet and learn more – perhaps a dining adventure. You won’t be disappointed!! 215 REDACTED Wednesday, Sep […]
Online Dating: It’s all about the kitty kat…
Specimen: you have some nice new photos :-) Just thought I’d tell you that :-) Princess MoMo: Thanks. You’ve written to me before. I remember because you have a very distinctive ****. Specimen: Hahaha LOL!!! Yes I have :-)Very good memory… I just joined back on POF and seen you have some new pics, so […]
Online Dating Fail: Repeat Performer
Specimen: Hey there…I’m Steve. You are, by far, the most gorgeous woman on this website and I would like to talk with you and maybe get together sometime?? Princess MoMo: You wrote to me less than two weeks ago. Have you forgotten or are you trying to trick me? Specimen: Trying to get you to […]
Date Dissection 8/20/11
In April of this year, this particular specimen messaged me on a dating website. Shortly thereafter, we spoke on the phone. We made plans two weeks in advance to meet for dinner on April 29. Communication was extremely light during those two weeks. Frankly, I just wasn’t into this guy because of the […]
Online Dating Fails: Stalking Straight from Atlanta
The dating site that I’ve renamed stalkerdate.com continues to live up to its newly coined URL. (Prior stalkerdate.com predators: HippyMike, David the Lion Beast, The Young and the Relentless, and The Third Time is not the Charm.) The users of stalkerdate.com have demonstrated that distance is no object when you’re stalking online. Today’s addition comes […]
Zebra Print Gear
It’s no secret. I love zebra print. For example, the MoMo-mobile is decked out in zebra print, including front seat covers, furry dice, front and back floor mats, a zebra beenie baby and a zebra umbrella. Similarly, my office walls are adorned with two zebra print pieces of art and a baby leopard tapestry. Luckily, […]
Online Dating Fails: The Way You Make Me Feel
Specimen: If I had to sum you up in one song when I saw you, it would be Michael Jackson’s – “The Way You Make Me Feel” Princess MoMo: How’s the line worked on other women so far? Specimen: idk, I only sent that message too you! Princess MoMo: Ok. Elaborate as to why I remind you of that song. […]
Online Dating Fails: Cold as Ice…
Specimen’s opening message: Your cold Princess MoMo: You’re* Specimen: LOL WOW You actually wrote back to correct me. Goodluck fishing, hope you dont get too many bottom dwellers