Online Dating Fails: Deaf Ears/Blind Eyes

Posted by Princess MoMo on Sep 14 in Epic fails, Men, Online dating

Mr. Unoriginal: Hey whats up ;-) you are very beautiful!

Princess MoMo: If you actually think I’m beautiful, don’t you think your comment is falling on deaf ears (or blind eyes since you’re typing rather than uttering the statement)? In other words, wouldn’t you presume that I’ve heard that line innumerable times, therefore, it is an ineffective pick up line?

Mr. Unoriginal: Haha…

Princess MoMo: I take that as a yes…

Mr. Unoriginal: If you say so lol…

Princess MoMo: Ok. Your lack of personality has become evident. Best of luck.

 Mr. Unoriginal: Woah! Relax! Dont be silly! I hope you are not as uptight in person as you are online! Can we get along? Lol Hey any good clubs, latin clubs where you live?

Princess MoMo: I hope you’re not as lame in person. I have my doubts, though.

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One Response to “Online Dating Fails: Deaf Ears/Blind Eyes”

  1. You are beautiful. He spoke the truth and you berate him for it. Meaning.

    Then he didn’t get pissed off for you rejecting his compliment nor for you appearing arrogant. He laughed it off. That’s a winner to me!