Today’s online dating fail is courtesy of a friend of mine. She received the message below on PlentyofFish: hello my name is erik and i am 33 and a christain how about you u single have kids u drive i live in sicklerville with my mom and step dad i hope thats ok with you […]
Twelve Encounters with Mr. Car
To read about Mr. Car Part I, click here. Date One 9/3 Brief recap of Mr. Car Part I: He lives locally. We met at Friday’s because there’s nothing else to do out here in the woods. Upon first glance of this specimen, I determined he was too skinny for me to take interest. About […]
Girl Talk re: Mr. T (10/26)
Cyber BFF: so, are you digging Mr. T? 6’5″? really? MoMo: Yes, I’m digging him. Particularly on a banter and primal level. And, yes, he’s 6’5″ Cyber BFF: do you possess photos of this person? MoMo: yeah [provides link to his facebook page] I don’t find him particularly hot But I’m attracted to him Pheromones […]
Guest Submission: Mr. T writes about “Meeting MoMo”
[Editor’s Note: Mr. T kindly agreed to submit his point of view on how we met. To read MoMo’s perspective, click here.] Meeting Momo By: Mr. T My Saturday was coming together nicely. I’m getting my swerve on in Hoboken, attending a charity event for breast cancer. Dates with beautiful girls are up […]
Online Dating Fails: Clueless…
9/3/2011 1:44:41 PM Specimen: how are you :) so what are you looking for on here? I’m originally from flemington and moved to bridgewater. 9/3/2011 2:28:17 PM MoMo: I’m not sure anymore. 9/3/2011 2:32:14 PM Specimen: let me guess. u got screwed over in your last relationship? I know exactlyyyy how you feel 9/3/2011 2:35:30 […]
Date Dissection 10/22 (Mr. T)
Click here to read the Mr. T Intro Last time we left off, Mr. T had suggested an activity involving horses (get your mind out of the gutter, you sickos). I vetoed anything horse-related. The next day, he texted me with a substitute idea. The Text Exchange Mr. T: It’s a lovely day to […]
MoMoLand Welcomes a New Character: Mr. T
Background Last weekend (10/15), I was auctioned off for a date to benefit breast cancer awareness. Mr. T bid on me, but he stopped bidding at a fairly low amount (fewer than $40). Someone else had the good fortune of winning me. After the auction, I ran into Mr. T towards the back of the […]
Sour MoMo (Gchat with Mr. Car)
Mr. Car: I had such bad sleep last night Princess MoMo: dreaming of disco? Mr. Car: actually the night turned differently than expected Princess MoMo: how so Mr. Car: well, there was fun involved dancing and drinking Princess MoMo: cool Mr. Car: yes, and the lovely company of a 47yr old woman haha Princess MoMo: […]
Turbulence: Mr. Plane the Finale
Brief overview of relations with Mr. Plane: A day after speaking to him on the phone for the first time, he led me on a surprise adventure to Martha’s Vineyard for the weekend. (He owns a plane.) Later that week we went to dinner in the beautiful Garden State, New Jersey. And at the end […]
Date Dissection 10/15/11
Background To review the initial online dating website message exchange, click here. His first call to me was on a Tuesday night. We spoke for quite a while. When it was well beyond my bedtime (which is fairly early on week nights – yeah, I’m lame), I said (not verbatim), “Well, I guess we’ll talk […]
Online Dating: Can you guess how the date following these messages went?
Editor’s Note: I went out on a first and last date with this guy. The write-up of that date is coming soon to a blog near you… Specimen’s opening message: I find it ironic that you refer to your potential suitors as “buyers” then warn others against messaging you if they have “engaged the services […]
Online Dating Fails: Favor
Specimen: Subject line: can you do me a favor? ? I really need a favor if you can help me that would be great. by the way what are you up to these days MoMo: Who is this? What’s the favor? Specimen: can I tear you up tonight MoMo: Only if you […]
Online Dating Fails: I cannot suppress my inner Grammar Nazi
Specimen: Other then being extremely entertained by your Profile, I have to ask for more…. as far as my background check goes. I have a Top Secret clearance from the Military, So I hope that will Suffice. If you need other proof of my credentials I would be glad to show you but I am sure […]
Online Dating Fails: Let’s be friends
Specimen: Hi, how are you, my name is Randy nice to meet you, just came across your profile, I have to say you that look great on your pictures and I would love to get to know you even if it means as friends :) So, if I may ask how was your weekend ;) […]
Online Dating: Heed mama’s warning
Mama’s Boy: lol, you look absolutely adorable…. HOWEVER i get the vibe you are also the girl mama warned about :P Analysis: His vibe is well-warranted. Luckily, I did not respond. Why? He lives in Illinois. I live in New Jersey. The distance between those two states does not make for a logistically simple relationship. […]