Specimen: Hi I’m David!! We have all of the same qualities & interests,,we are perfect for each other!! Letz get married this weekend, we can fly to Vegas & have Elvis marry us. Haa, well I’m a bit of a wise ass. Really tho I’m NO good at this ice breaker thing, feel free to […]
Online Dating Fails: Average Joe
Average Joe: I came across your profile and you seem like down to earth girl and that is hard to find. Well if I fit what you are looking for and you would like to talk that would be great. (10 days later) Average Joe: I was look at some of the profiles on here […]
Online Dating Fails: Strict Height Requirement
Specimen: Hey I Genuienly think you are extremly beautiful woman. …Sigh I am sameer….really good looking guy.I am 28 years of age,working as a program manager for a pharmaceutical company here in philadelphia. I would Iike to get the opportunity to know you better.. Let me know what you think MoMo: Thank you. Though you […]
Online Dating Fails: When Keepin’ It Real Goes Wrong
Read to the end. 8/27/11 Specimen: You seem like a real challenge. I like that. Hit me up, I’d love to tell you a little about myself. Mike MoMo: Hi Mike- I’m not an Italian sports fanatic though. [My response was based on his profile, which states, “I prefer Italian girls, but love all types […]
Spiders, Spiders Everywhere!!! They Must Die.
The longstanding war against Al-Spida (rhymes with Al Qaeda) continues. As you may recall, earlier this year, the leader, evil motherbugger bin spider, of this terrorist cell ambushed Princess MoMo. Unfortunately, MoMo lost that battle. For some time after the incident, MoMo was undisturbed by the eight-legged thugs. As a result, her spider alertness […]