The End of Mr. Lambo (False Alarm)

Posted by Princess MoMo on Dec 31 in Adventures of Princess MoMo, Dating, Dating Advice, Men, Online dating

After the release of Mr. Lambo’s rendition of our second date with my charming Editor’s Notes, Mr. Lambo gave me what I perceived as the silent treatment.  Initially, I figured he was toning down the amount of contact because I had expressed that the excessive communication was making me feel smothered.  I sent him a facebook message […]

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Online Dating: Positive Feedback

Posted by Princess MoMo on Dec 31 in Men, Online dating

Specimen: Ok first thing first, yes you are gorgeous, no I’m not interested in hooking up, i just had to message you though and tell you that your profile is priceless, loved reading it and think more women should be that secure about themselves and what they want out of live and a man. I […]

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Online Dating Fails: Valentino

Posted by Princess MoMo on Dec 30 in Dating Advice, Epic fails, Men, Online dating

Specimen: Hello, I would like to take a moment and write here in this message, just to let you know that I went through your profile and pic and I liked it. I would like to know more about you. My name is Valentino, I leave and work in Manhattan. I know this and other […]

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Guest Submission: Mr. Marathon Runner Part II

Posted by Princess MoMo on Dec 29 in Dating, Dating Advice, Epic fails, Guest Submissions, Men, Online dating

Click here for Part I December 29, 2011 Female Friend: So I get a text message last night while I was out cold with this fucking cold and it’s of the dish he was suppose to make for me tonight.. So basically he’s enjoying it while it’s hot and I am suppose to enjoy his […]

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Online Dating Fails: Great Conversationalist

Posted by Princess MoMo on Dec 29 in Dating Advice, Epic fails, Men, Online dating

Specimen: Hi, how are you, Im Randy nice to meet you, just came across your profile and I think you look great on your pictures, Im very easy going and def. I can hold a good conversation, so it would be nice if we could get to know each other, even if it means just […]

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Date Dissection 12/22/11 – Mr. Lamborghini (Second Date – MoMo’s Version)

Posted by Princess MoMo on Dec 29 in Adventures of Princess MoMo, Dating, Men, Online dating

This time, Mr. Lambo provided “Editor’s Notes” (renamed “Lambo’s Notes” because, technically, I’m still the Editor).  See, we switch things up here at princessmomo.com to keep your asses entertained.  You’re welcome. The purpose of our second encounter was supposed to be business related.  On date one, I had mentioned an idea I had to him. […]

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Online Dating Fails: Just saying hi

Posted by Princess MoMo on Dec 28 in Dating Advice, Epic fails, Online dating

Specimen: hi..I am kinda new at this online dating thing but thought you where cute and just wanted to say hi.. ——————————————————————————————————————————————- Analysis: This message is analogous to walking up to a female specimen at a bar and saying, “I’m new to dating, you’re hot, but I have nothing else to say.” It doesn’t fly. […]

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Guest Submission: Mr. Marathon Runner

Posted by Princess MoMo on Dec 28 in Dating, Dating Advice, Grammar, Guest Submissions, Men, Online dating

A blog reader and now cyber friend has been reporting her dating ongoings to me.  Initially, she started with an interesting mission: 30 dates in 30 days.  I did not get reports on each of the guys, though.  When she told me of her idea, I expressed my skepticism and asked a series of questions. […]

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Online Dating Fails: Does anyone get this joke?

Posted by Princess MoMo on Dec 27 in Dating Advice, Epic fails, Online dating

Subject Line: Well, Hey, Look at You Hey girl hey, I just stumbled on your profile while I am sooooooooooooooooooo not busy at work, but so is the life on a Monday during this unpredictable weather, and I thought you seemed very very interesting, not to mention very good looking and I’d love to see […]

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Date Dissection 12/22/11 – Mr. Lamborghini (Second Date – Mr. Lambo’s Version)

Posted by Princess MoMo on Dec 27 in Adventures of Princess MoMo, Dating, Guest Submissions, Men, Online dating

Background: Ever prolific Mr. Lambo is at it again.  Below is his narrative leading up to and including our second date.  The pink Editor’s Notes are courtesy of yours truly.   Over the next few days we kept in contact. It became the norm for Princess to call me every morning on her way to […]

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Date Dissection 12/18/11 – Mr. Lamborghini’s Version of the Facts Part III

Posted by Princess MoMo on Dec 25 in Adventures of Princess MoMo, Dating, Men, Online dating

Click here for Part I of Mr. Lambo’s rendition of the facts of the first date. Click here for Part II of Mr. Lambo’s rendition of the facts of the first date. Background: Apparently, Mr. Lambo is very prolific.  Without my prompting, he’s submitted another post related to our first date.  Pretty soon, I’ll have to change […]

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Date Dissection 12/18/11 – Mr. Lamborghini (MoMo’s Version Part II)

Posted by Princess MoMo on Dec 24 in Adventures of Princess MoMo, Dating, Device, Facebook, Grammar, Men, Online dating

Click here for Part I of Princess MoMo’s rendition of the facts of the first date. Last we left off, Mr. Hyde had just transformed into Dr. Jekyll. The same specimen who hardly acknowledged my existence but moments before was now handing me a wife beater and a rose (odd combination, I know). While still in […]

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Bagel with Cream Cheese

Posted by Princess MoMo on Dec 24 in Adventures of Princess MoMo, MoMo's Musings

So my mom has been cooking since I woke up hours ago. However, nothing is ready to eat yet. Finally, I decided to microwave a hot pocket. Unfortunately, the usually satisfying food item seemed to have expired. Still, none of whatever my mom is cooking was ready. I resorted to the next path of least […]

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Date Dissection 12/18/11 – Mr. Lamborghini’s Version of the Facts Part II

Posted by Princess MoMo on Dec 22 in Dating, Guest Submissions, Men, Online dating

Click here for the initial online dating site exchange with Mr. Lambo. Click here for Part I of Mr. Lambo’s rendition of the date. Click here for Part I of MoMo’s rendition of the date. Background: Mr. Lambo submitted his second half write-up of his 12/18/11 date with me.  To his credit, he typed it […]

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Date Dissection 12/18/11 – Mr. Lamborghini (MoMo’s Version)

Posted by Princess MoMo on Dec 21 in Adventures of Princess MoMo, Dating, Dating Advice, Facebook, Men, Online dating

Click here for the initial online dating site exchange with Mr. Lambo. Click here for Mr. Lambo’s rendition of the facts detailed below. I called him the evening after our message exchanges.  At first, I didn’t think I would like this specimen because he talked continuously for many minutes about how cool he is and […]

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