hummel007 Age: 36 Location: Phoenixville, PA, United States Message 1 Date: Wednesday, 22nd of June Wow u r beautiful I definetly would like to meet U. Get in touch with me so we can talk.. Shoot me an email. Message 2 Date: Wednesday, 22nd of June Oh and by the way my names Bob, what’s […]
Online Dating Fails: Valiant Effort
June 19, 2011 7:20 p.m. Message 1 from gr8tdate247: :-) would one symbol have the same effect as a one worder.? i guess i will have to make it two symbols since your email setting require my letter to be longer :-P hopefully this make my sarcastic email here more humorous June 19, 2011 Message […]
Online Dating: Positive Feedback Regarding MoMo’s Profile
Those who can deliver a compliment to another without expecting anything in return demonstrate self-confidence and maturity. Over the past two weeks, I’ve received complimentary messages about my online dating profile from several specimens. (Click here for the substance of my profile on the dating site.) lol- i have to say, you are very very […]
Online Dating Fails: Mr. I have nothing to offer
Him: Hi Jennie you’re gorgeous but I’m sure you know that. Anywayz No I don’t work or go to school right now but if you read my page you’ll understand…sorta. I really am a good guy, just dealt with a lot of not so good women. I would love for us to chat and get […]
A comment from Princess MoMo’s friend re: MoMo’s online dating
“It pains me to see you on online dating sites. Seriously if pretty girls join them then where are average or unfortunate looking girls going to find boyfriends? Certainly not in the real world as pretty girls dominate the market there too. It just isn’t fair to them; nor to you when you have to deal […]
Online Dating Fails: Opinions are like assholes and dating sites provide both. Thanks for the pseudo-psychotherapy trash.
Specimen: (You’re) probably gonna think i am crazy but (there’s) a perfectly good reason for this. (Your) about me section on (here) seems debilitating to men rather (than) to encouraging them to ask you out. That being said, what kind of a** holes have you dated that made you eat (their) sh*t so much that […]
Online Dating Fails: Stalkerdate.com – The Young and the Relentless
This is the third, and sadly not final, installment from stalkerdate.com. (To view stalker message 1, click hippymike the poet. To view stalker message 2, click Crazy Lion Guy.) User: ups1123 Age: 35 Location: Allentown, PA, United States Date: June 4, 2011 Are you a real live Princess? I happen to have a thing for […]
Online Dating Fails: Stalkerdate.com: David the Lion Beast
Who is worse? David (read messages below) or HippyMike? Steadfast_lover2 Age: 41 Location: Las Vegas, Nevada Message 1 sent on June 6, 2011: Hello, Momo,..perhaps a chat? David1 Message 2 sent on June 6, 2011: Momo,..are you getting any of my messages,..and would you be interested in a chat,..so that we might get to […]
The Berry Tree
Princess MoMo, for the most part, doesn’t like the outdoors Because there are many things existing out there that she abhors Such things include bugs, birds, dirt and poisonous plants Many of those elements have been the subject of MoMo’s rants Today she thought nature was offering her peace And that all of its unpleasantness […]
Princess MoMo’s Jump Rope FAILS
Even though MoMo is competent in cart-wheeling, her ability (or lack thereof) in jump roping leaves much to be desired.
Specimen Dissection June 17, 2011
On Tuesday, June 14, 2011, this specimen initiated cyber contact with Princess MoMo. That night, the two conversed on the telephone. They agreed to meet on Friday at 9 p.m. MoMo admonished him that he would have to maintain contact with her over the course of the days leading up to the […]
People Who Stalk MoMo’s Friends
While attending a first grade parents-only event, a silly specimen made advances on Princess MoMo’s friend Vanessa via bar napkin. Below is a picture of the vehicle of flirtation. Mike the dreamer didn’t stop there. Subsequent to his intro by napkin, with which Vanessa should have used to wipe her hands clean of him, […]
Online Dating: An enjoyable message exchange example
Specimen’s opening message: Subject line: The problem is no one thinks they suck Creative profile, very concise :) I think you’d be better off at a barnes & nobles than this site, but since you’re here I just wanted to say: hi lil mama, you mad fine Princess MoMo’s response: Hey big papi, I’m glad […]
Online Dating Fails: Digital Deficiency
Specimen: hi im kon u are cute tex me lets talk 215REDACTED not oin hre alot hwt nationalty are u Princess MoMo: Is there an issue with your fingers? Specimen: wht u mean sweety Evidently, including all letters in a word was too much to ask from this specimen.
Annoying Facebook Messages From a Random Person Who Sucks
Facebook Unattractive Cantankerous Kid (“FUCK” for short): Hi Princess Princess MoMo: I’m not really interested in exchanging bullshit messages. If you have something substantive to write, fine. If not, don’t bother sending me two word garbage. Thanks. FUCK: Wanna say that to my face? Princess MoMo: No thanks. You’ve further proven you have nothing of substance to […]