Mr. Car: 1. You’re probably thinking I’m nuts. 2. However, there’s a method to my madness. 3. I’d like to meet a man who is more intelligent than a third grader. 4. Many of those who have written to me on here have trouble commanding basic English. I think you’ve been commanding this website frequently lately. […]
Online Dating Fails: Five times too many messages
8/21/2011 9:23:38 AM Specimen: HOW U DOIN……………………………………………………………………….. 8/21/2011 2:39:33 PM Specimen: u to pretty 8/23/2011 6:31:20 PM Specimen: how u doin 8/25/2011 2:28:38 PM Specimen: hey.. 8/26/2011 11:58:02 AM Specimen: how u doin ——————————————————————————————————————- Analysis: Sending five messages devoid of substance is an ineffective approach. I give him credit for his persistence, but not enough […]
Princess MoMo’s Manual Labor
Princess MoMo’s mama enlisted her to assist with one of the worst things imaginable: manual labor. Upon parking her MoMo-mobile, Princess MoMo witnessed her brother from the same mother conducting some terrain-oriented reconnaissance and hood MacGyver-ing the castle gate infrastructure. Using cable ties, he was attaching poultry netting to the bottom of the fence. Why? […]
Online Dating Fail: When at first you don’t succeed, try, try again…
August 13, 2011 Specimen: I really wish we didn’t live so far apart. You’re absolutely gorgeous and if your personality is even half as great as your looks I would have loved to take you out some time. Happy fishing :) Btw, I really liked your profile and wanted to answer the questions..but clealy it […]
Princess MoMo on the Farm (abridged version – almost 30% shorter than the original)
This post is about my recent dates with Mr. Plane (so named because he owns a plane). Last weekend’s adventure (our first date) involved him whisking me away from the treacherous lands of New Jersey to Martha’s Vineyard. After reflecting upon this experience for two days, I concluded that a more subtle approach to a first date would […]
Online Dating Fails: Another persistent one…
June 19, 2011 7:20 p.m. Subject line: :-) Message: :-) would one symbol have the same effect as a one worder.? i guess i will have to make it two symbols since your email setting require my letter to be longer :-P hopefully this make my sarcastic email here more humorous June 19, 2011 Subject line: :-) […]
Online Dating: Original Writings
Specimen: Did you copy that from somewhere or did you write that all down yourself .. ? Princess MoMo: I wrote it all down myself. And I write even more on my website: princessmomo.com Specimen: Hmmm.. very interesting.. a lot going on in that lil brain of yours !
Princess MoMo on the Farm (Dates two and three with Mr. Plane)
This post is about my recent dates with Mr. Plane (so named because he owns a plane). Last weekend’s adventure (our first date) involved him whisking me away from the treacherous lands of New Jersey to Martha’s Vineyard. Epic. First. Date. After reflecting upon this experience for two days, I concluded that a more subtle approach […]
A Piece of MoMo’s Mind: Why First Dates Involving Planes And Weekend Getaways Are Not A Good Idea. (Camping isn’t a good idea either.)
I recently went on the most outlandish of first dates in the extensive history of MoMo dating. Dude showed up in a single engine aircraft and swooped me up to Martha’s Vineyard for the weekend. Fun times? Yes. Relaxing? Yes. Blog worthy? Abso-fucking-lutely. Copacetic? No. “Why not,” you may ask. Or you may […]
Online Dating Fails: Deaf Ears/Blind Eyes
Mr. Unoriginal: Hey whats up ;-) you are very beautiful! Princess MoMo: If you actually think I’m beautiful, don’t you think your comment is falling on deaf ears (or blind eyes since you’re typing rather than uttering the statement)? In other words, wouldn’t you presume that I’ve heard that line innumerable times, therefore, it is an ineffective […]
Flannel Should Have Been a Blowjob
Male Friend (re: MoMo’s Zebra print Onesies): the PJs are ok. i can’t say i like them because you make fun of plaid shirts and i have a few. Princess MoMo: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Say it ain’t so!!!! BURN THEM IMMEDIATELY!!!! Friend: get out of here. Princess MoMo: Stop fucking playing. You need to dispose of those […]
Conversations with the Detective
Conversation from April 2009: Detective: Fine you win me: win what? Detective: Me me: i just want you not to think that i’m trying to deceive you and that i do things behind your back because i’m as transparent as they come Detective: Ok baby Detective: Sorry me: for what Detective: Being a d bag […]
MoMo’s Mama
My mom told me the following story today (9/12/11): One of the secretaries at work today was all smiles. I said to her, “You must have had a great weekend. She said, “Yeah, I got married.” I asked her if it was a surprise. She said, “Kind of. We weren’t even engaged, we just did […]
Gettin’ High to and from a Three Day First Date
Phase I (Cyberspace Introduction): Tuesday, Sep 7, 2011 – 10:32pm Guy: Wow – I meet the prerequisites a through i !! You look stunning in your pics, and seem confident and focused. I would like the opportunity to meet and learn more – perhaps a dining adventure. You won’t be disappointed!! 215 REDACTED Wednesday, Sep […]
Online Dating: It’s all about the kitty kat…
Specimen: you have some nice new photos :-) Just thought I’d tell you that :-) Princess MoMo: Thanks. You’ve written to me before. I remember because you have a very distinctive ****. Specimen: Hahaha LOL!!! Yes I have :-)Very good memory… I just joined back on POF and seen you have some new pics, so […]