Mr. Oronsaye is a Nigerian Scammer. Click here for his original message and my response. Below is our second round of correspondence. Click here for the second round of messages with Mr. Oronsaye. Click here for the third round of messages with Mr. Oronsaye. Click here for the fourth round of messages with Mr. Oronsaye. —————————————————————————————————————— Fifth Message […]
Response to Nigerian Scammer “Steven/Stephen Oronsaye” PART IV
Mr. Oronsaye is a Nigerian Scammer. Click here for his original message and my response. Below is our second round of correspondence. Click here for the second round of messages with Mr. Oronsaye. Click here for the third round of messages with Mr. Oronsaye. Fourth Message from Mr. Oronsaye From: Stephen Oronsaye To: Sent: Thursday, December 20, […]
Response to Nigerian Scammer “Steven/Stephen Oronsaye” PART III
Mr. Oronsaye is a Nigerian Scammer. Click here for his original message and my response. Below is our second round of correspondence. Click here for the second round of messages with Mr. Oronsaye. Third Message From Mr. Oronsaye From: Stephen Oronsaye To: Sent: Wednesday, December 19, 2012 12:50 AM Subject: Re: Urgent Investment Offer for you […]
Response to Nigerian Scammer “Steven/Stephen Oronsaye” PART II
Mr. Oronsaye is a Nigerian Scammer. Click here for his original message and my response. Below is our second round of correspondence. Mr. Oronsaye’s Response From: Stephen Oronsaye <steve.oronsaye1@yahoo.ca> To: Sent: Thursday, December 13, 2012 8:58 PM Subject: Re: Urgent Investment Offer for you ! So sorry for my very late response. I was engrossed in some official […]
Response to Nigerian Scammer “Steven/Stephen Oronsaye”
This post is broken up into three parts. Part one details the elements of a standard scam email. Part two provides an example of a scam email I recently received. Part three is my response to the scammer. Let’s hope he responds. I. Elements of a standard scam email: 1. Upfront, state that the email […]
Truth or Bullshit? I blog, you decide.
what a beautiful eyes you have gorgeous ;) would you grab a drink with me? Dec 10, 2012 – 8:04pm Are you going to come to NJ for that drink? Dec 10, 2012 – 8:05pm yes i am , thank you for your reply Dec 10, 2012 – 8:23pm Ok. When? Dec 10, 2012 – […]
Mr. 24
So, after being in a de facto relationship for six or seven months, my first date was with Mr. 24. (The aptronym is obviously based on his age.) I figured, why not try the younger specimen thing? We exchanged a few messages on the stupid dating site and then he suggested we meet for dinner. […]
Mr. Super Annoyer
Sometimes, we want a guy to fight for us. Other times (in my case, most of the time), we want a guy to fuck off. The guy below has been awkwardly lingering for over 3 YEARS now. At what point does one cease and desist? After the narrative explaining how I met this specimen are […]
Mr. DickPic
So, I’m sure you’ve all been suffering from withdrawal due to my extremely infrequent blogging. Luckily, I’m back, bitches. Let’s start with Mr. DickPic. You know how certain bars are full of “regulars”? Well, that’s how the warped world of online dating is. It is not uncommon to run into familiar cyber faces on dating […]
Tacky Ricky
RickyTickyTocky 11/15/2012 7:50:24 PM U know who the most beautifull girl in the world is ? Read the first word again . Princess_MoMo 11/15/2012 9:05:46 PM Consider changing your username on here to RickyTIckyTockyTacky.
Keratin Kingdom
Now this is the story all about how My flat iron plates flipped, turned upside down And I’d like to take a minute just sit right there I’ll tell you how I got a new one for my pretty long hair With nappy-ass curls I was born and raised In front of the mirror […]
Shut ‘Em Down
Sometimes (very, very rarely to be precise), I feel bad for harshly shutting down guys on dating sites. No one likes rejection. But then, I rethink my perspective and realize that I am actually doing them a service because I’m directly letting them know that their approach is a failure. If they heed the warning, […]
Swanson TV Dinner and Welch’s Grape Juice
One would expect certain pickup lines to repeat on a dating site, but how many of you would expect lines about Swanson TV dinners and Welch’s Grape Juice to be used over and over again? Behold, on this blog, empirical evidence of the repetition of those lines. See the message exchange below and then […]
Hurricane Creepster
joeyhas 11/2/2012 8:17:02 PM Hey how are you? Listen is the electric on by you guys? Plz hit me back thanks Princess_MoMo 11/2/2012 8:20:45 PM Some parts, yes and some parts, no. joeyhas 11/2/2012 8:32:40 PM Sry to bother u again but u have service in ur house? joeyhas 11/2/2012 8:33:35 PM Bc I really […]
Hurricane Creepster
joeyhas 11/2/2012 8:17:02 PM Hey how are you? Listen is the electric on by you guys? Plz hit me back thanks Princess_MoMo 11/2/2012 8:20:45 PM Some parts, yes and some parts, no. joeyhas 11/2/2012 8:32:40 PM Sry to bother u again but u have service in ur house? joeyhas 11/2/2012 8:33:35 PM Bc I really […]