For the past several months, I’ve mostly ignored the influx of messages on the dating sites. I’ve periodically checked them, but nothing really motivated me to respond. Today, Lovetofish5204 inspired me. See below. Lovetofish5204 10/24/2012 8:50:16 PM Hello let’s start out by saying I know u get like 7802 messages a day and […]
The Super Annoyer Saga Continues
To fully grasp the level of annoyance we’re dealing with here, please read the following posts: The First of the April Fools The April Fool Strikes Again Online Dating Fails: One in a Million Stage 23904823909230482309809283402 Clinger Super Annoyer Super Annoyer STRIKES AGAIN!! Just when I thought the Super Annoyer had filled his annoyance […]
Super Annoyer STRIKES AGAIN!!
On this episode of the Young and the Relentless, Mr. Super Annoyer strikes yet again. To read about his previous strikes click on the following links: The First of the April Fools The April Fool Strikes Again Online Dating Fails: One in a Million Stage 23904823909230482309809283402 Clinger Super Annoyer TheBestNothingLess 10/18/2012 8:04:27 PM I […]
Super Annoyer
There is a certain type of male specimen that almost makes the dating experience in its entirety a regrettable one. The specimen is known as the super annoyer. The super annoyer simply does not get the “I’m not interested” hints. So, naturally, a straightforward being escalates to the “leave me the fuck alone” approach. Well, the […]
Mr. Rx Part VIII
Related Posts: Click here for Mr. Rx Part I Click here for Mr. Rx Part II Click here for Mr. Rx Part III Click here for Mr. Rx Part IV Click here for Mr. Rx Part V Click here for Mr. Rx Part VI Click here for Mr. Rx Part VII Date two took place on July 3. We texted every […]
Mr. Rx Part VII – (Date Two Mr. Rx’s Version)
Related Posts: Click here for Mr. Rx Part I Click here for Mr. Rx Part II Click here for Mr. Rx Part III Click here for Mr. Rx Part IV Click here for Mr. Rx Part V Click here for Mr. Rx Part VI * * * Being the kind and considerate blogger that I am, I provide […]
Mr. Rx Part VI – (Date Two (Part Two) MoMo’s Version)
Related Posts: Click here for Mr. Rx Part I Click here for Mr. Rx Part II Click here for Mr. Rx Part III Click here for Mr. Rx Part IV Click here for Mr. Rx Part V (This is a continuation of date two with Mr. Rx. For the first part of date two, read Mr. Rx Part V.) […]
Mr. Rx Part V – (Date Two (Part One) MoMo’s Version)
Related Posts: Click here for Mr. Rx Part I Click here for Mr. Rx Part II Click here for Mr. Rx Part III Click here for Mr. Rx Part IV At the conclusion of date one, Mr. Rx and I spoke on the phone. He admitted that he was wearing pink underwear. I didn’t believe him. When he […]
Mr. Rx Part IV (Date One – Mr. Rx’s Version)
Click here for Mr. Rx Part I Click here for Mr. Rx Part II Click here For Mr. Rx Part III Introduction: Being the kind and considerate blogger that I am, I provide my specimens the opportunity to share their own renditions of our dates. Below is Mr. Rx’s summary of date one. Beware, it is laden […]
Mr. Rx Part III (Date One – MoMo’s Version)
Click here for Mr. Rx Part I Click here for Mr. Rx Part II Last we left off, I mentioned that both the coworker who was setting me up with Mr. Rx and I told Mr. Rx not to be late for the first date. He was supposed to arrive at 6:15 to pick […]
Mr. Rx Part II
Click here for Mr. Rx Part I. After exchanging several boring facebook messages with Mr. Rx, my coworker who was cupid-ing us urged him (at my request) to step up his game. On June 21, Mr. Rx texted me. Our initial texts read as follows: Mr. Rx: Hey it’s [Mr. Rx]. Let me know […]
Online Dating Fails: Friends in a Room
njstud 6/25/2012 3:20:03 PM hi how are you doin? im very interested in getting to know you. maybe we can conect.. yours trully stephen njstud 7/13/2012 1:57:01 PM hi how are you doin ? we are friends that get together once or twice a week and we would like to meet you we have […]
Mr. Rx Part I
A good Samaritan coworker informed me that he had a specimen in mind for me. Why he would throw his friend under the bus like that, I do not know. Actually, I do know. He told me that this friend of his was not the nicest of guys to the last girl he dated. Essentially, he […]
Mr. Giggles Parts III and IV
It’s really better to write about these events as soon after they occur as possible. As time passes, the details fade and my interest in sharing the stories diminishes. Let’s see how this turns out. As a refresher (or familiarizer) on this character, read Mr. Giggles Part I and Mr. Giggles Part II. […]
Miami Review Part I
I ventured to Miami from May 31, 2012 through June 4, 2012. Below is a review of my dining, partying and dating escapades while there. The blue “Editor’s Notes” are courtesy of my travel mate, Mr. Friend Zone Escapee. Thursday, May 31, 2012 I landed at approximately 5:30 p.m. I retrieved my bag and […]