Since many of you have expressed dissatisfaction in my choice of specimens, we’re going to play a new game. Rather than just cutting and pasting the messages from online dating suitors, I will provide you with more information. You can decide whether I should write back or not. Then, when the guy sucks and my […]
Interactive Online Dating: To respond or not to respond?
Since many of you have expressed dissatisfaction in my choice of specimens, we’re going to play a new game. Rather than just cutting and pasting the messages from online dating suitors, I will provide you with more information. You can decide whether I should write back or not. Then, when the guy sucks and my […]
Online Dating Fails: New to Online Dating
New-to-Online-Dating: Hey you, how are you?…I’m Chris, new to this whole online dating scene and after coming across your profile I figured I’d say hello…hope this site is treating you well… Btw, you are absolutely beautiful…Chris Princess MoMo: Chris- Thanks for the compliment. Here are two pieces of advice for you that may improve your […]
Online Dating: Poetic Exchange
Interestingly, my new online dating profile has been inspiring poetic messages. I am pleased with that result. Below is an example. Shakespearean Specimen: Prince MoMo I may or may not be, but certainly a troll you shall not see. Whether you seek my company or that of another, I value my lady as taught by my […]
Another post about Mr. Lambo (by Mr. Lambo)
I’m out of titles for the Mr. Lambo series. As usual, the pink Editor’s Notes provide my commentary. —————————————————————————————————————————————— Recently Princess and I have not been spending much time together. We live different lifestyles which sometimes makes it difficult for our schedules to match. I prefer to wake up at an early hour and […]
Oral Kingdom Cleaning
In order to fully grasp the terminology in this post, you must familiarize yourself with the first in the series of Princess MoMo’s Dentist Adventures. ——————————————————————————————————————————————- My six month oral kingdom cleaning was scheduled for November 2011. A series of events postponed this appointment. First, the dentist’s automated appointment confirmation system did not contact me in November. […]
Online Dating Fails: MoMo’s Claws Come Out
Thirty-nine out of 40 times, I will respond to the online dating HATERs in the manners I prescribed in my post devoted to the topic of these HATERs. The other one out of 40 times, I will foolishly heed to my guilty pleasure of ripping into these douchers. Doucher: U should realy get over […]