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One Specimen, One Website, One Message x3

Posted by Princess MoMo on Feb 27 in Epic fails, Men, Online dating

Just one day ago, I posted about another cut/paster.  I jumped the gun with that post because less than 24 hours later, he sent the same message again.  Note, there are slight punctuation differences at the end of each message.  I attribute that to either faulty cut/pasting or some sort of filter on the dating […]

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Another Cut/Paster

Posted by Princess MoMo on Feb 26 in Dating Advice, Epic fails, Online dating

At a minimum, if you’re going to send the same message over and over and over again, make it a clever one.  And, if you’re not even going to spend the time customizing messages, spell out “you.”   JKro 2/1/2012 5:51:19 AM I just wanted to let u kno that u are absolutely gorgeous. I’m […]

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Another Slave

Posted by Princess MoMo on Feb 26 in Epic fails, Men, Online dating

It appears that if I wanted an army of specimen slave minions, I could amass the troops from any online dating website.  I’m not referring to fetish/weirdo sites, either.  More than I’d like to and probably more than you’d imagine, I receive requests from men who want to be dominated.  I refuse to participate in […]

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PMS: The Cheese Stands Alone

Posted by Princess MoMo on Feb 25 in Adventures of Princess MoMo, Dating Advice, MoMo's mind, MoMo's Musings

Background I mostly deal with the male gender.  A vast majority of my friends are men.  My only sibling is y-chromosomed.  And, most of the humans with whom I work closely are of that persuasion as well.  Throughout my experiences, I’ve discovered that men don’t understand women, particularly their mood swings.   Men: You don’t […]

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Online Dater Caught Ctrl-C/Ctrl-V-handed

Posted by Princess MoMo on Feb 24 in Epic fails, Men, Online dating

It’s relatively easy to identify a cut and paster of messages on dating websites.  And, sometimes, if there remains any doubt, after a little bit of waiting out, you may receive the same exact message more than once from the person.  For those of you unfamiliar with the cyber-world love quest rituals, lazy specimens send […]

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I Hate Brandon Singer Part II

Not much has changed since “I Hate Brandon Singer Part I,” except that he has defriended me on facebook.  Apparently, he didn’t like my entry recounting his bullshitary, nor did he like the fact that I posted a courtesy copy of said entry on his facebook wall.   To quickly recap, I met Brandon Singer […]

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I Hate Brandon Singer Part I

Years ago, I used to drive through Philly very often on my travels back and forth between Jersey and DC.  One billboard always caught my attention.  It says, “I HATE STEVEN SINGER.”  Every time I saw it, I wondered what it is about.  But, by the time I’d get to my destination, I’d have forgotten […]

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Valentine’s Day with Mr. Lambo

Posted by Princess MoMo on Feb 20 in Dating, Men, Online dating

Certain aspects of dating are difficult to fully convey in writing.  So, I need a reality TV show.  If you can help me out with that, I’d greatly appreciate it.   The Mr. Lambo finale was scheduled for February 14, 2012.  Who plans a break up date? Apparently, Lambo and MoMo.  And, why on Valentine’s […]

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Ironing the Floor

Posted by Princess MoMo on Feb 18 in Adventures of Princess MoMo, MoMo's Musings, Princess MoMo Speak

I woke up possessed by a cleaning demon.  Unable to exorcise it, I began to unclutter my sleeping chambers.  During that process, I laundered several articles, including clothing, my pink sheets and zebra pillow cases, my blanket and (this is where the trouble began) the two little area rugs that sit outside of my bathroom […]

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Valentine’s Day with MoMo Part II (Mr. Lambo’s Version)

Posted by Princess MoMo on Feb 15 in Dating, Men, Online dating

Click here for Valentine’s Day with MoMo Part I (Mr. Lambo’s Version)   Princess walked around to my side, we interlocked arms and proceeded into Matt’s. Once inside, there was a short waiting period since we arrived prior to our reservation time. Several minutes later we were seated and Princess immediately unwrapped the bottle of wine. […]

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Valentine’s Day with MoMo Part I (Mr. Lambo’s Version)

Posted by Princess MoMo on Feb 15 in Dating, Men, Online dating

Last week I asked Princess to accompany me on Valentine’s Day for an evening out. Of course, she couldn’t resist. Since it was a week night we agreed to meet in her area. As previously stated, many times before, there isn’t much going on in her town. Prior to our meeting that night, I made […]

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Mr. Lambo – Date Planning (or lack thereof)

Posted by Princess MoMo on Feb 13 in Dating, Men, Online dating

The weekend following our rendezvous at Denny’s and subsequent arguments regarding his choice of associates, I went to DC.  During my drive back on January 16, Mr. Lambo was driving down to Maryland.  We crossed paths on the highway and decided to meet at a rest stop.  It was in keeping with the chain restaurant […]

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Princess MoMo’s Valentine’s Day Advice

Posted by Princess MoMo on Feb 13 in Dating, Dating Advice, gchat, Princess MoMo's Friends

Male Friend:  You there Princess?   MoMo:  sup    Male Friend:  I have a dating question I have plans with [Girl] tomorrow for V-Day but I’m bored with her and will probably be ending it shortly My question is, should I break it off today and note keep the facade going through V-Day thus cancelling […]

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Interactive Online Dating: Frankie

Posted by Princess MoMo on Feb 12 in Online dating

Since many of you have expressed dissatisfaction in my choice of specimens, we’re going to play a new game. Rather than just cutting and pasting the messages from online dating suitors, I will provide you with more information. You can decide whether I should write back or not. Then, when the guy sucks and my […]

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Interactive Online Dating: Andrew

Posted by Princess MoMo on Feb 12 in Grammar, Online dating

Since many of you have expressed dissatisfaction in my choice of specimens, we’re going to play a new game. Rather than just cutting and pasting the messages from online dating suitors, I will provide you with more information. You can decide whether I should write back or not. Then, when the guy sucks and my […]

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