Mr. Trash Can (March 24, 2011 dissection Part I)

Click here to read how we met. Click here to read about our second encounter. I met Mr. Trash Can on April 13, 2011.  Overall, our first date was enjoyable.  He’s attractive, intelligent and a decent conversationalist.  At one point, the conversation shifted to politics.  It stayed there for a bit until he said, “I […]

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Online Dating Fails: Stimulation of the Five Senses

Posted by Princess MoMo on Mar 25 in Epic fails, Men, Online dating

If you haven’t noticed, I haven’t been sharing tales of specimens lately.  I’ve grown bored with the retarded messages that pile up in my inbox.   Every now and again, amidst the heap of shit, one message stands out.  Below is that outstanding message.  Read it and let me know what you think. —————————————————————————————————————————————— Dear […]

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Trayvon Martin – Read this and voice your opinion on the comments

Posted by Princess MoMo on Mar 21 in Epic fails, Facebook, MoMo's mind, Princess MoMo Speak

Eli Jeff I’m really sick of the stupidity surrounding the Treyvon Martin case. He attacked a man, and was killed in self-defense. Period. Princess MoMo This status is stupid. Have you heard the 911 tapes? Eli Jeff I heard the tapes where innocent little treyvon was on top of zimmerman beating his ass. the witness statements are […]

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8 Mile

Posted by Princess MoMo on Mar 18 in Adventures of Princess MoMo, MoMo's Musings

Generally, I am one with the indoors.  I don’t play sports, except for when guilted or bribed into softball by my coworkers.  I detest hiking and jogging, let alone running.  Part of my aversion to outdoor jogging or running is that I don’t like running to nowhere.  Today, sudden and unexpected inspiration struck me.   […]

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Mutant MoMo

Posted by Princess MoMo on Mar 14 in Adventures of Princess MoMo, Princess MoMo's Friends

Have you ever wondered what you’d look like as a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?  Well, I found out today.  Thanks, Flip!  

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I Hate Brandon Singer Part VI

Click here for I Hate Brandon Singer Part I Click here for I Hate Brandon Singer Part II Click here for I Hate Brandon Singer Part III Click here for I Hate Brandon Singer Part IV Click here for I Hate Brandon Singer Part V Recap: I met a couple on a cruise in June 2010.  A little less than […]

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Online Dating: Magic Carpet Ride

Posted by Princess MoMo on Mar 11 in Grammar, Men, Online dating

romanticman14937 LOL>>> What a creative profile! You def. have a gift as an artist/author. What is your nat? What a captivating smile! Love your profile and it seems that I meet your requirements. Would love to get to know you more.. What do you like to do for fun? I love your bluntness very sexy […]

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I Hate Brandon Singer Part V

Click here for I Hate Brandon Singer Part I Click here for I Hate Brandon Singer Part II Click here for I Hate Brandon Singer Part III Click here for I Hate Brandon Singer Part IV    Synopsis: Seventy-eight minutes before the wedding was to start, Brandon Singer bailed as my date.  The “extenuating” circumstances? He’d boozed too hard […]

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Proposition 19 (defeated)

Posted by Princess MoMo on Mar 6 in Facebook, Grammar, Men, MoMo's Musings

——————————————————————————————————————————————- Your “likes” and comments are REQUIRED.  Failure to do so will result in years of disenchantment and may cause an increase in heart rate, palpitations, sweating, nausea, vomiting, difficulty breathing, pallor, dizziness, weakness, shakiness, headache, apprehension, nervousness, anxiety and, in rare cases, death.  Thanks. ——————————————————————————————————————————————- I posted a status message during lunch today that read, “Omg! The […]

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I Hate Brandon Singer Part IV

Click here for I Hate Brandon Singer Part I Click here for I Hate Brandon Singer Part II Click here for I Hate Brandon Singer Part III   Overview: One named Brandon Singer informed me one hour and 18 minutes before a wedding that he would not be able to accompany me as my date.  Why? Because he’s […]

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Online Dating Fails: Astute Observation

Posted by Princess MoMo on Mar 3 in Dating Advice, Men, Online dating

      rush_blue 2/26/2012 6:26:17 PM response request:) rush_blue 3/3/2012 1:42:34 PM are u blowing me off   Analysis: Why yes, that’s exactly what I’m doing, Mr. Rush_Blue.  Messaging, “response request :)” and actually expecting a response is ballsy.  How about putting some thought into the message? I commend him, though, on recognizing and […]

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I Hate Brandon Singer Part III

Click here for I Hate Brandon Singer Part I Click here for I Hate Brandon Singer Part II   Quick Recap:  Brandon Singer agreed to be my date for a wedding, but Brandon Singer did not uphold his end of the bargain.  Instead, he went out the night before the wedding, got shitfaced, potentially smashed his nose and […]

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Worst Date Ever Month

Posted by Princess MoMo on Mar 1 in Dating

There are all sorts of themed months.  “Black History Month.”  “March Madness.”  “Whateverf Else Month.”  Okay, I made that last one up.  And, I’m about to make up another one.  I am officially declaring April, “Worst Date Ever Month.”  It’s fitting because the first day of that month is “April Fool’s Day.”  Accordingly, please share […]

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