Background: As some of you may have noticed, I haven’t been diligent in telling my tales of dating woe as of late. Luckily, someone has decided to take charge and write blog posts for me. This is a new character. We shall call him Mr. Friend Zone Escapee. By way of background, I met Mr. […]
Stage 23904823909230482309809283402 Clinger
This specimen has fallen off of his rocker and is now stumbling downhill. In order to understand the long history and background, read these linked posts first: The First of the April Fools The April Fool Strikes Again Online Dating Fails: One in a Million everythingheisnt 6/10/2012 9:03:05 PM what do I have […]
Mr. Giggle Part 2
Click here for Mr. Giggle Part 1. Brief synopsis: After more than two specimen-less months, I decided to get off of the bench and back into the game. But was my date on the wrong team? That is what I was left believing after observing, among other things, his mannerisms, his giggling, and […]
Online Dating Fails: The Epitome of Annoying
Read these first: The First of the April Fools The April Fool Strikes Again Online Dating Fails: One in a Million In dating, there’s annoying and then there’s really fucking annoying. This guy falls into the latter category. Why is three years of ignoring a guy not enough to ward him off? My initial approach […]
The Subject of my Amorous Feelings
The proverbial “they” say love finds us when we least expect it. That is precisely what happened to me today. On my way home from work, I planned on stopping at the liquor store to pick up some red wine. As I battled through standard New Jersey traffic, the remnants of my nerves deteriorated. […]
Mr. Giggles Part I
For those who are avid readers of my blog, you are aware that it hasn’t been raining men lately. My two month specimen drought was recently broken. There was one minor problem, though: I’m convinced the guy is gay. The last date I had been on was March 3 with Mr. Lambo (I didn’t […]
Online Dating Fails: One in a Million
Read these first: The First of the April Fools The April Fool Strikes Again Some people just don’t know how to fuck off. This guy is one of those people. TheBestNothingLess 5/13/2012 12:52:42 PM You know? you hated my guts just because I happened to be talking to someone else at the time and I […]
Online Dating Fails: Another Webcam Proposition (of a different variety)
cutaboveguy 5/7/2012 8:40:44 AM I will pay you 2500 cash to webcam w me. 30 minutes only. You interested Princess_MoMo 5/7/2012 7:35:41 PM What? cutaboveguy 5/7/2012 7:44:48 PM Yup. Webcam and let me watch you and 2500 cash is yours. I’m a millionaire, I don’t worry about 2500 Princess_MoMo 5/7/2012 7:54:59 PM I’m sorry, it […]
Online Dating Fails: Three Strikes and You’re Out!
summershere23 4/21/2012 6:42:14 PM drew facebook.com/forera looking to meet/make new friends, chat mingle get out of the house…lol : ) The following images were attached to this message. summershere23 4/24/2012 8:29:22 PM hi, about me.. . i work, go to school… think im funny/silly..interested in about everything…lol have add and im dyslexic so i cant […]
Online Dating: KSavage
ksavage 4/4/2012 9:57:52 PM Hey, I just wanted to stop by and say hello. My name is John. Would you like to chat a little bit? ksavage 4/30/2012 10:03:27 PM You are funny as hell. I must say that I was cracking up while I was reading your story. You are very creative, but not […]
Online Dating Fails: Webcam Proposition (continued)
my_own_stile 4/20/2012 10:51:56 PM i will just cut to the chase… i would love to be a millionaire… wouldn’t you… well i think i know how… but it would involve you being a web cam model for a little while… are you interested…? that would be part of it… i mean i am looking for […]
Online Dating Fails: Webcam Proposition
my_own_stile 4/20/2012 10:51:56 PM i will just cut to the chase… i would love to be a millionaire… wouldn’t you… well i think i know how… but it would involve you being a web cam model for a little while… are you interested…? that would be part of it… i mean i am looking for […]
T-Mobile Sucks Balls (hairy, diseased ones)
I’ve written about T-Mobiles suckage before and don’t be surprised if I do it again. Today’s frustration was recorded (by me) for quality assurance. I am not assured. Click here for the sound file. Related Posts: T-Mobile sucks…surprise, surprise…. T-Mobile SUCKS DICK The Breakup
Self-rejection saves me time
Purpleyoyo 4/14/2012 10:18:48 AM Once upon a time, In a land just down Route One, There lived a lonely fellow, Who was searching for someone.The women of his little burg Had all but let him down, And so he went online to find A girl from out of town.Yet much to his dismay Was he […]
