Mr. Lambo Update by Mr. Lambo

Posted by Princess MoMo on Jan 26 in Dating, Guest Submissions, Men, Online dating

Below, courtesy of Mr. Lambo, is a brief summary of the past couple of weeks. The pink “Editor’s Notes” are my comments. ——————————————————————————————————————————————- The past 5 weeks have been interesting. Despite our obvious differences, we continue to spend time together and seemingly grow closer. We’ve had our ups and downs just like everyone else, but […]

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To Catch a Predator + Survey

Posted by Princess MoMo on Jan 26 in Grammar, Men, Online dating

Back in the day, online dating was taboo. Now that it is mainstream, it is not uncommon to encounter profiles of people I know. On Monday night, a guy with whom I went to middle and high school messaged me. The picture he had up on the site was of a sunset, but his location […]

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NEW! Online Dating Profile

Inspired by the creation of a new online dating profile on PlentyofShit, I wrote a new profile narrative. My old one isn’t too shabby, but let’s see what kind of response the new ones garners. Once upon a time, in a strange far far away land known as New Jersey, there lived a maiden by […]

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Online Dating Fails: PlentyofShit – Four Hours in the Inbox

Posted by Princess MoMo on Jan 19 in Dating Advice, Epic fails, Online dating

The popular online dating website, PlentyofFish, or as I like to call it, PlentyofShit (“POS”), abruptly canceled my profile.  My guess is that my “suspicious” activity yesterday of opening every one of the multitude of messages in my POS inbox for purposes of extracting blog fodder tipped them off.  I wrote to them inquiring as to what they […]

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Guest Submission: Mr. Marathon Runner Part III

Posted by Princess MoMo on Jan 19 in Dating, Dating Advice, Guest Submissions

Click here for Mr. Marathon Part I Click here for Mr. Marathon Part II Brief Overview: Mr. Marathon Runner is a douche.  For more details on his douchery, click on the links above. January 9, 2012 Female: I am on a date with William aka Marathon man.. Having chips, wine and listening to Jay-z at […]

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Online Dating: Smile

Posted by Princess MoMo on Jan 18 in Epic fails, Men, Online dating

Specimen: hey how are you? i really like your smile alot :) do you have aol or yahoo so we can talk?? Analysis:  Please note, “a lot” is two words, not one.  Next, why would the fact that he likes my smile compel me to chat with him?  I analogize this message to the expression, “Nice […]

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Online Dating Fails: Ethnic Smile

Posted by Princess MoMo on Jan 17 in Epic fails, Grammar, Men, Online dating

Specimen: Hello there! I hope all is well! You have a nice smile. What is your ethnicity? Analysis: I’ve been getting a lot of compliments on my smile lately.  I thought it was limited to online crap, but I was out this weekend and some guy stopped me to tell me how dazzled he was […]

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Online Dating Fails: Another Marriage Proposal

Posted by Princess MoMo on Jan 16 in Dating Advice, Epic fails, Guest Submissions, Men, Online dating

Specimen: hey wats up.. you have a beautiful smile. can i marry u ? i already bought your ring and wedding dress! Analysis: But, he doesn’t know my dress or ring size!  In all seriousness, this message isn’t clever or appealing.  It’s not even original.  Here are examples of others who have suggested marriage in […]

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Date Dissection 12/30/11 – Mr. Lamborghini (Third Date – Mr. Lambo’s Version Part II)

Posted by Princess MoMo on Jan 12 in Dating, Guest Submissions, Men, Online dating

Click here for Part I of Mr. Lambo’s rendition of the facts of the third date. After leaving Olive Garden we headed further into my hood (aka PA).  Our next stop, a popular local bar in Bethlehem. The entire ride to Bethlehem I was still thinking about our kiss. Not that it was a big deal, […]

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Online Dating Fails: Graffiti Nation

Posted by Princess MoMo on Jan 11 in Epic fails, Men, Online dating

Now, I usually don’t post pictures of the specimens who message me, but as the saying goes, “A picture is worth a thousand words.”  I’m not in the mood to write that many words, so here are 2000 words worth of pictures, plus a few words. Tysofly: HEY HOW U DOIN Analysis:  Regardless of his […]

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Online Dating Fails: Bullshit Grammar, Great Legs

Posted by Princess MoMo on Jan 10 in Epic fails, Grammar, Men, Name that HATER, Online dating

Sometime ago, I broke down the online dating haters into four categories. Can you identify which category this one falls into? (Click here for the “HATERs” post.) Hater: You are nuts what maters is you are able to make a connection on a computer and talking and meeting not the grammer bullsh*tyou have great legs […]

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Mr. Lamborghini’s Lambo

Posted by Princess MoMo on Jan 9 in Adventures of Princess MoMo, Dating, Men, Online dating, Texts

I requested verification of Mr. Lambo’s Lamborghini ownership.   He picture texted me the photograph below, depicting the Lambo and the Eclipse.  Obviously, a copy of the title would serve as better proof, but I can only work with what I’m given for now.   ——————————————————————————————————————————————- Your “likes” and comments are encouraged and appreciated.  Thanks. ——————————————————————————————————————————————- Related Posts:  […]

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Date Dissection 12/30/11 – Mr. Lamborghini (Third Date – MoMo’s Version Part II)

Posted by Princess MoMo on Jan 7 in Adventures of Princess MoMo, Dating, Facebook, Men, Online dating

Click here for Part I of Princess MoMo’s rendition of the facts of the third date.   We departed from The Olive Garden.  Where to? Some random bar in PA. What a sight to behold that was. For reasons unbeknownst to me, many of the patrons had cut-outs of their heads glued onto popsicle sticks. […]

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Date Dissection 12/30/11 – Mr. Lamborghini (Third Date – MoMo’s Version Part I)

Below is Part I of my version of date three with Mr. Lambo.  He provided “Editor’s Notes” (renamed “Lambo’s Notes” because, technically, I’m still the Editor).  Those notes are highlighted in blue. Enjoy!   He picked me up (again, in the Eclipse) around 6:40 p.m.   By that time, my red blood was well mixed […]

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Online Dating Fails: Tell me the truth

Posted by Princess MoMo on Jan 4 in Epic fails, Men, Online dating

11/30/2011 1:23:37 AM Subject Line: tell me the truth you do seem almost as awsome as me 12/12/2011 12:36:24 PM Subject Line: tell me the truth nice tan nice tan ——————————————————————————————————————————————- Analysis:  Here’s the truth: You suck and I’m not writing back to you. ——————————————————————————————————————————————- Your “likes” and comments are encouraged and appreciated.  Thanks. ——————————————————————————————————————————————-

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