MoMo the MiscreANT

Posted by Princess MoMo on Aug 18 in Adventures of Princess MoMo, Nature, Princess MoMo Speak

Last time there was an ant roaming around on MoMo's office desk, her conscience stopped her from killing it.  But that little fucker (the ant, not her conscience), decided to reappear today.  This time, MoMo overcame any internal moral opposition to ant assassination.  Because these desk ants move at a very high rate of speed, she had to act swiftly, meaning she didn't have time to grab a post-it note with which to crush the bug.  Instead, she placed her index finger over the work-space intruder, but apparently, not with enough force. She again placed her finger over the ant in an effort to end the little critter's life, but to no avail.  She didn't want to cause the pest a great deal of suffering, but this resilient motherbugger refused to die.  Finally, being that MoMo's attempted ant murder had retarded the insect's movement, she was able to secure a post-it note (aka all purpose office bug killer) with which to complete the ant-icide.  The post-it note doubled up as a body bag and was ultimately deposited into a nearby bug cemetery, aka MoMo's garbage can.  R.I.P. ant.  

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