Princess MoMo

 

 

 

BEGIN MESSAGES FROM RANDOM SPECIMENS

 

 

HI

I'm here on business and also bored as hell 

 

Not sure what to do around here

 

would love to meet up

 

I'm 35 

175 lb

 

Please let me know if you are intersted and will send my pic

 

Hi. I'm rj. I'm 33 from monmouth county. That's a creative word u got in ur title. Id like to chat. I just meet ur physical requirement or just short of it. I'm 5'11" &200lbs. Pic attached

 

28 yo 6'2 employed lol

 

 

Hey beautiful how are you? Read you post sure would like to get to know you. I am 28 from woodbridge. Greene eyes black hair light skin 5"10 medium built hispanic.

 

May not be able to save you tonight but what about doing something tomorrow. the only criteria I don't meet is that I am 5'10". I am near Old Bridge.

Tyler
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If you are for real, so am I.  I will send you a photo if you are real.  To be very honest with you, I am a lonely married man whose wife is out of town and we could keep each other company on a Friday night if you havent already found something else to do. What do you think?

 

I AM BORED TOO. IF you are not a spam then reply ?

 

Whats up? Still looking for a guy? Attractive guy here, 6 foot, 175lbs, in great shape, single and childless haha if you still looking, if you like what you see, hit me up.

 

Hi
I am 33/m looking for. Send me details if u're Interested.  
Slim Build Body type, 5'5 height, black hair, brown Eye.

 

Hey,

   Yea, hate it when Friday is boring, but as long as you make up for it on Saturday :-p  Well my name is Rob and I'm 26 from North Jersey, pretty close to Bridgewater, I used to go to their mall. I am childless, no wives, ex wives, etc etc, haha. I'm pretty laid back and chill with an adventurous side to me if you can bring it out. There's alot more to me then meets the eye and I'm very compassionate/passionate. I'm half latino although pass for white. I try to keep in shape and go to the gym but no matter how much I work out can't see to be taller than 5'8 although still beat you :-p Well if this is too late tonite to hang out or you found someone, maybe you'ld like to go to a concert in New Brunswick at the Court Tavern on church st. Well feel free to ask me anything you'ld like or hit me up.

 ~Rob
  cell 908REDACTED no texts please

 

Hey sweets..what's up with the pics? Lol I live in eatontown and am going out for a bit..if you like what you see hit me back…

 

hi 42 m from si,6,1 200 dd free,great guy,got ajob,not cl creep

 

24 m names matt wanna talk chill? Im cool n funny

 

hi im scott 40 looks 30 from gillette nj rt off rt 78. im italian polish blue eyes shaven hair 5 11 own a landscape business no kids

 

hey how are you? im jon 29 5'11 200 pds average build.. how are you tonight?

 

Hey!
 
How you doin? I came across your CL post and found it very interesting. I am not a regular on CL and this is one of the first time am replying.
 
Am 30 male, 5 11, 179, tanned, athletic and fit. I love outdoors and love travelling. I live in Bridgewater and kinda enjoy being here.
 
Let me know if you wanna connect.

 

27/m/bridgewater nj

6'2'' 180 lbs

dark blond hair blue eyes

if u want to know me email me back

hope totalk to you soon

 

dan

 

hey saw your addd… whats upp 

 

Hi there-
Saw your note and thought I'd say hi….
Friday night should usually be fun, right? haha 

Young, attractive, and professional! Sounds good….

I'm in Princeton… work for a pharma company…. moved from Australia 6yrs ago… yes, accent still intact haha

Be good to chat!

Cheers,
Nick

 

hey i am also in on a friday night.  sitting here with my dog watching a few movies and sunglass shopping.  i hope you find the attached photo acceptable.  what are you up to this weekend?  i have been trying to think of something to do… but the weather is supposed to be so shitty i really to not know what to do…  –josh

 

hello how are you what u look like

 

hey how are you? I would like to get to know you. if interested let me know.

 

am bored tonight also

 

Hey whats up. Bored as hell as well… I meet all your needs but im a little under in height… 5'10… But i am 28 and would love to at least relieve you of your boredom… Get back to me if you like.

 

Hey,

Im a handsome fella. A charm that works, wicked smile, and a subtle sense of humor. I live in Hillsborough. The only issue I can see is being 3" under your ideal of Mr Right's height.

If you want to make an exception – no pressure – we can trade pics. But you have to send your first. :)

D

 

 hey there I a white msle 5 ft 9 185 in good shape and good looking ………. 40 ish . I live in manville …… meet for a drink somewares…………… let me know. i have a face book pic if your interested.phil

 

Hey are you still bored?

 

respond to this mail.. lets talk..  I am from Bridgewater :)

 

Hey whats up?

 

I saw your ad on CL and sounds good…..

I'm Jimmy, 27, living in Edison, NJ…..I'm a very happy and optimistic guy, independent, professional and educated, non-smoker, easy going….

I love hanging out at the beach, long drives, workouts, going out to restaurants/bars, love music/movies,pool, bowling, rafting, tubing, traveling, etc etc….

So how do you usually have fun? Tellme more about you….

Attached are all my latest pics….Can I see your pics?

 

I will be in NNJ next week on a business trip. Not looking for a "booty call" or casual sex, but I'd like to find someone to join me on a date — or multiple dates if all goes well. You can only spend so many lonely nights eating room service in a hotel room, right?

Anyway, I'm originally from the Northeast and get back there pretty frequently, so if we hit it off, don't think this will only be a one-time thing.

About me: I'm 5'9, white, attractive, athletic build, college educated and have a great sense of humor.

Worst-case scenario, you get a free dinner. Best-case, well, who knows?

I've included a pic below..

 

Hi …cool ad and I can relate to the boredom thing…..

 

28 m from staten island here 6'2 average dude  also sitting aroundwith nothing better to do….I sent my pic and if ya further interested then I hope to here back thanks…

 

normal american born east indian guy

 

hey. 732 REDACTED. bored too, call me.

 

V.

 

Hey sup I'm 22 m latino looking for fun hit me up

 

Hey saw ur post, if ur interested in me and real hit me back some pics attached send some back of you. im 23 

 

Hey how's going? I just recently saw your ad ,sounds cool!
 
I'm well established, busy professional, goofy/playful , respectful.
 
Physically ,I stand 6'2'' tall, weight  198 approximately , dark hair.
 
Anyway if you may be interested feel free to ask anything!

 

hi

36

w/m

d/d free

5'11 and 170ish

live in pa work in nj

car house job etc

married but she said i need a g/f

if ur interested

i swap pics

thnx

 

heyy my names dan and im 22 and bored on a friday night too haha kinda pathetic….

 

Hi there ,27 years old guy from bound brook .would you like to meet for fun

 

my number is 908REDACTED

 

Hey whats going on…? 

How are you? 

how was the week? totally happy its over :) any good plans for the weekend? do anything fun tonight? Im 31 from central nj, if you want to chat that would be cool.i am easy going, i run an IT firm,like to enjoy good times with good people… you can im me at oris4 on aim and we can talk a whole lot more…

 

Keep smiling

 

hi, good evening, how's everything? sorry for the random email, hope you don't mind and I'm not disturbing you…saw your post on Craigslist and was interested in replying…maybe I'm a little late in relieving you of your boredom but maybe we could chat sometime, get to know each other and then possibly hang out/meet up if you'd like of course…

 

about me: much like you I'm a working professional as a R&D technologist at a major flavors and fragrances company…I'm 25 and my name is Z…I served a year abroad volunteering with the Peace Corps in Suriname and graduated from college in 2009…

 

I pride myself on being a kind-hearted, intelligent, caring, considerate, loyal and fun-loving guy who knows how to treat a woman properly…yes I'm single and def wife and child-less…I'm about 5'10-5'11 and in good shape…please find attached pics of myself

 

hope to have the pleasure of ttys, take care =)

Hey there I saw your ad figured I fit the description

 

Hello, I am definitely interested in chattingand having fun..I am professional, clean cut with a tasteful tatoo, d/d free and a white male. I have blue eyes, brown hair.  lets chat…

 

tim

 

My dear darling angel,
    Sorry, I can get  very sappy sometimes…. I just wish to express my feeling that love is not about body parts, it's about epic ethereal connection. I love you just for who you are, not for any otehr carnal reasons.

    Hi. I'm a college student from Camden New Jersey. If you don't mind, darling, I just wish to share with you some random thoughts of mine. I have gradually come to the conclusion that romantic relationship thrives and blossoms most gracefully when the inamorato ( the male lover) and the inamorata ( the female lover) shoulder the burdens of life in unity and love each other through intense mutual support. I always have this fantasy: that one day, I can live with my beloved princess. I have this dream that we can both become successfully in accomplish our academic, career, and personal goals together. I will try my best and I pray , upon  devotion and gallantry, that i can at least bring joys into my beloved darling sweetheart's life. you know, to be there for each other (especially considering the fact that we are all in the same shoe of college life) and to encourage each other toward achieving our visions. 
 
Something about myself and my philosophy. I don't know if you mind or not, I'm an Asian-American boy.  I'm 20 years old ( sorry I'm not 24 or older, but can't love transcends ages???) and very soon I will be going to Rutgers.  I'm a biology major and trying to go for pre-med. I believe that love is supposed to spiritual and elevated.  It's not exclusively sexual. It involves self-sacrifice and dedication and commitment. Its quintessence is the perpetual flame of ardency and passion, otherwise, romantic relationship will quickly degenerate into a disillusionment without that fervency. This is my vision a highly idealized romance : that the lover will always be active and humble in carrying out the duties of serving his beloved. He will do the household chores whenever he can, he will cook with his beloved (  which a wonderfully intimate experience), he will not yell at his beloved, but always stay calm and cool and above all, empathetic. Finally, I passionately believe that  attentive listening is a virtue to be cultivated. If I can ever be privileged enough to be in a relationship, I wish i could train myself to quick to 
listen but slow to utter.
I like long walk and conversation.In fact, I know it may sounds weird and bizarre, one of my dream in the future is if I can be blessed to be in a tender relationship and live together,  I would love to just sit down, you know, and share feelings and frustrations about everything together. Shares our ups and downs together. You mentioned about fun  .I also truly believe that you know, in this life, one of the best fun is to spend quality time with someone you love.
 
forgive me for my long letter because i believe it's best way to fully capture my sentiments.
 
may love and peace be with you
 
Truly hope to hear from you soon. I wish we can call each others so that may be we can go on a date ( btw, I have never been on a date before. please forgive me if i conduct myself awkwardly). if email does not always convey the information, we should exchange phone numbers because you know sometimes how you can better say somethings better through interpersonal interaction than through dry words.

 

1:18 a.m.

Specimen:

Hey there…sorry I am just getting this …Hopefully you werent too bored tonight…I liked your description…a lot….and you made me laugh completely out loud with no dick shots comment…I still cant believe guys do that…it just doesnt compute with me…at all

Anthony

 

Princess MoMo:

Hi Anthony-

 

What are you doing trolling around C/L so late?  Tell me more about you, including height, location, profession, age, etc.

 

Specimen:

did you just call me a troll? and who exactly are you? I just answered a couple of ads…which one was you?

 

Princess MoMo:

I see.  Casting a wide net…typical cyber troll behavior.

 

Specimen:

fuck you…for you to even think like that..you're a dude…I hope your fucking family dies in a fire…go fuck your self

 

Princess MoMo:

Wow. Actually, I'm the total opposite of a dude.  You're quite defensive.  Your initial message misled me into believing you may actually be a normal guy, but that was silly of me to think.  Have a great night and good luck in your internet endeavors.  What waste of looks you are…

 

Specimen:

I mislead you? exactly how did I mislead you? I only reacted with my disdain AFTER you called me a fucking troll..and you are either responding from bridgewater nj ad or the  "Me" post…which one is it? or has the cat got your tongue…troll boy?   you dont speak as though you would be from the ME ad…which leaves the bridgewater post…and where does wash dc fit in? or dont you like that I know that?

 

Princess MoMo:

FYI, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_(Internet)

 

Specimen:

you're a dude…you can send manuscripts from ancient fucking egypt…you never addressed the dc thing…which means YOU are the fucking dc troll…dude

 

Princess MoMo:

I'm impressed with your stupidity.