I love McDonald’s. In particular, I love the new Buffalo Ranch McChicken sandwich. There’s just something about buffalo sauce that delights my oral kingdom. Once upon a time (around November or December of 2013), I was driving home from the mall when the urge to order one of these delectable sandwiches struck me. Luckily, there […]
Banzai Hibachi (Hamilton, NJ)
I recently visited Banzai, a Japanese restaurant in Hamilton, NJ, with a bunch of friends. The experience was less than stellar. Below is the review I left on Yelp: It is unfortunate that the lowest rating available is 1 star. I would much prefer to rate Banzai 5 x’s. The hibachi is the epitome […]
Jihad against Wasps
For the past few months, I made a conscious effort to peacefully coexist with the insects and arachnids. I even allowed a small spider to cohabitate with me in my bedroom. (By “allowed,” I mean it moved in and I did not execute it or remove it from the corner it occupied.) Just the other […]
Mr. Brooklyn Part I: Great Adventure and a Game of Cards
Mr. Brooklyn and I met when we were 12-years-old and it was adolescent crush at first sight. I then never saw him in the flesh again until 16 years later. At some point between our pre-teen meeting and our damn-we’re-almost-30 meeting, we became Facebook friends. We didn’t interact much via social media. On March 1, […]
The Meaning of Life
Imagine this scenario: You are an adult occupying the “real world” sphere. It’s whatever o’clock a.m. and an ever annoying sound assaults your ears. Your state of deep sleep is disrupted and you nearly jump out of your skin. You’ve barely succumbed to the forced consciousness as you reach for the source of the auditory […]
Princess MoMo’s Vampire Diary – Part II
Click here to read Princess MoMo’s Vampire Diary – Part I. Though we had exchanged 138 texts on the first day of our texting, the next day (date day), it was radio silence. Around 7 p.m., I texted him, “Still on?” He said, “Of course, I’m leaving now. I should be a few minutes early.” […]
Mr. Super Annoyer’s Messages Annotated by Princess MoMo
For the backstory, click here. Below are my notes/comments (in pink) to Mr. Super Annoyer’s messages. Have you ever wondered what a girl is thinking when she doesn’t respond to you? See below. everythingheisnt 3/31/2012 11:35:01 PM Oh my godddddd! I can’t believe I found you here! [Me neither. Apparently, I can run, but […]
Mr. Super Annoyer (Updated 2-6-13)
Well, it’s been over three years since I’ve communicated with this guy, yet he doesn’t see that as a reason to stop sending me messages. For the backstory, click here. It appears that he will never let up. He is now pleading for my friendship just two days after he wrote that he loves […]
Princess MoMo’s Vampire Diary – Part I
The seemingly endless stream of messages that flow on the dating sites is not laden with vitamins and minerals. Instead, the stream contains mostly contaminants. So, from time to time, I take matters into my own hands, run searches, and initiate the messaging. Unfortunately, once I filter to site members through my criteria, there aren’t […]
Mr. Super Annoyer (Updated AGAIN!!)
Sometimes, we want a guy to fight for us. Other times (in my case, most of the time), we want a guy to fuck off. The guy below has been awkwardly lingering for over 3.5 YEARS now. At what point does one cease and desist? After the narrative explaining how I met this specimen […]
Mr. Super Annoyer (Updated)
Sometimes, we want a guy to fight for us. Other times (in my case, most of the time), we want a guy to fuck off. The guy below has been awkwardly lingering for over 3 YEARS now. At what point does one cease and desist? After the narrative explaining how I met this specimen are […]
Response to Nigerian Scammer “Steven/Stephen Oronsaye” PART V
Mr. Oronsaye is a Nigerian Scammer. Click here for his original message and my response. Below is our second round of correspondence. Click here for the second round of messages with Mr. Oronsaye. Click here for the third round of messages with Mr. Oronsaye. Click here for the fourth round of messages with Mr. Oronsaye. —————————————————————————————————————— Fifth Message […]
Response to Nigerian Scammer “Steven/Stephen Oronsaye” PART IV
Mr. Oronsaye is a Nigerian Scammer. Click here for his original message and my response. Below is our second round of correspondence. Click here for the second round of messages with Mr. Oronsaye. Click here for the third round of messages with Mr. Oronsaye. Fourth Message from Mr. Oronsaye From: Stephen Oronsaye To: Sent: Thursday, December 20, […]
Response to Nigerian Scammer “Steven/Stephen Oronsaye” PART III
Mr. Oronsaye is a Nigerian Scammer. Click here for his original message and my response. Below is our second round of correspondence. Click here for the second round of messages with Mr. Oronsaye. Third Message From Mr. Oronsaye From: Stephen Oronsaye To: Sent: Wednesday, December 19, 2012 12:50 AM Subject: Re: Urgent Investment Offer for you […]
Response to Nigerian Scammer “Steven/Stephen Oronsaye” PART II
Mr. Oronsaye is a Nigerian Scammer. Click here for his original message and my response. Below is our second round of correspondence. Mr. Oronsaye’s Response From: Stephen Oronsaye <steve.oronsaye1@yahoo.ca> To: Sent: Thursday, December 13, 2012 8:58 PM Subject: Re: Urgent Investment Offer for you ! So sorry for my very late response. I was engrossed in some official […]