Click here for Part I of Mr. Lambo’s rendition of the facts of the first date. Click here for Part II of Mr. Lambo’s rendition of the facts of the first date. Background: Apparently, Mr. Lambo is very prolific. Without my prompting, he’s submitted another post related to our first date. Pretty soon, I’ll have to change […]
Date Dissection 12/18/11 – Mr. Lamborghini (MoMo’s Version Part II)
Click here for Part I of Princess MoMo’s rendition of the facts of the first date. Last we left off, Mr. Hyde had just transformed into Dr. Jekyll. The same specimen who hardly acknowledged my existence but moments before was now handing me a wife beater and a rose (odd combination, I know). While still in […]
Bagel with Cream Cheese
So my mom has been cooking since I woke up hours ago. However, nothing is ready to eat yet. Finally, I decided to microwave a hot pocket. Unfortunately, the usually satisfying food item seemed to have expired. Still, none of whatever my mom is cooking was ready. I resorted to the next path of least […]
Date Dissection 12/18/11 – Mr. Lamborghini (MoMo’s Version)
Click here for the initial online dating site exchange with Mr. Lambo. Click here for Mr. Lambo’s rendition of the facts detailed below. I called him the evening after our message exchanges. At first, I didn’t think I would like this specimen because he talked continuously for many minutes about how cool he is and […]
Date Dissection – Hide your kid, hide your wife – 12/16/11
How We May Or May Not Have Met On October 27, 2008, I met a new friend in DC. During my last few months in the District, I met several people through that friend. Mr. Surprises may or may not have been one of those people. On December 7, 2008, I attended a party with […]
MoMo the Mail Order Bride
If I were interested in being a mail-order-type bride, a random facebook guy offered me the opportunity, not once, but twice. Lucky me. The messages are below. I did not respond. October 23, 2011 Hi, I just wanted to say hi and i would love to talk to you. Iam Samuel, professional engineer from Canada […]
A random specimen meeting from MoMo’s college days
Apparently, I should have started this blog 15 years ago. I came across a message to a 2005 specimen regarding another specimen that I met in October 2005. Here’s the message: Subject line: weird text messages i hope you’re having fun in PA with your jewish festivities. i have a story for you regarding weird […]
Differences in Approach: Flowers vs. You Suck
Last week, I was in a castrating mood. On Monday, Mr. T was banished from the Princess MoMo Kingdom. On Tuesday, Mr. Car was similarly exiled. That Friday, Mr. T had flowers delivered to my office. To that point, I hadn’t heard from Mr. Car, aside from him “liking” someone’s comment on one of my […]
Date Dissection: Second date with Mr. T
Last we left off, I was not speaking to Mr. T. I didn’t speak to him for three days. On Friday, he had flowers delivered to my office. It was a pleasant surprise. They smelled wonderful. In fact, over the weekend, I had my office door closed and when I opened it this morning, the […]
An entry from MoMo’s 1996 diary
I recently found a diary that I maintained for about six months during the ages of 11 and 12. Below is one of the entries followed by my analysis. Dec. 6, 1996 J= Jovan SSP = Sedric CB= Carry (Bitch) Yesterday I started going out with a boy named Sedric (Pint). I don’t know if […]
Date Dissection 11/9: Mother Fucking Joe
Last night I met with a character who surfaced on this blog shortly after its inception in mid-April of this year. His name: Mother Fucking Joe. Since he first messaged me in April, Mother Fucking Joe and I have been in periodic contact via the dating site, facebook and through our devices. We […]
Flashing Light in the MoMo-mobile
Every so often, an indicator light that I’ve never seen before will flash up on the MoMo-mobile dashboard. More often than not, this annoys me because the lights are usually telling of a problem. Today, one of those indicators presented itself. I happened to be chatting with a male on my device. I […]
Mr. T’s Rendition of Our First (and maybe last?) Date
Again, Mr. T has been so gracious as to provide his perspective on another one of our encounters: Our first date. There are several factual inaccuracies in his write up. As you might expect, I will highlight each and every one with “Editor’s Notes.” ——————————————————————————————————————————————- A few days after the charity auction I saw bunches […]
Twelve Encounters with Mr. Car
To read about Mr. Car Part I, click here. Date One 9/3 Brief recap of Mr. Car Part I: He lives locally. We met at Friday’s because there’s nothing else to do out here in the woods. Upon first glance of this specimen, I determined he was too skinny for me to take interest. About […]
Guest Submission: Mr. T writes about “Meeting MoMo”
[Editor’s Note: Mr. T kindly agreed to submit his point of view on how we met. To read MoMo’s perspective, click here.] Meeting Momo By: Mr. T My Saturday was coming together nicely. I’m getting my swerve on in Hoboken, attending a charity event for breast cancer. Dates with beautiful girls are up […]