j: if these girls knew hot tall smart guys why wouldnt they keep them for themselves? me: how many do they need? i only want one not a dozen so they shouldn’t be greedy either j: maybe obama can tax them on their men so that they have to give one up redistribution of men […]
Texts from this Morning
Some people get booty-called/texted. Evidently, I get cuddle-called/texted. Princess MoMo: Turning grown men into interactive teddy bears since 1999. 4:26 am Guy: Hey u. hanging in there? 4:27 am Me: Yes I am. You? 4:28 am Guy: Come cuddle 4:28 am Me: Why? We haven’t even talked in weeks 4:29 am Guy: It will […]
April 13, 2011 Specimen Dissection
Before describing the date, I’m going to include some of the messages we exchanged on the dating website. Him: That was hands down the funniest profile I’ve EVER read! “You’re” to much… I found myself laughing hysterically. You must get some classic emails… Me: Thank you. So are your pictures recent? If so, you look INCREDIBLE for […]
Emails to Ex Specimens: Mike
I once sent an email to a specimen I was dating at the time with the subject line “A picture for you” with the following picture attached to the body. After all, a picture is worth a thousand words.
The 3-Day Rule
Evidently there's this unwritten 3-day rule, a rule which much is written about, and a rule with which many of you are familar. For the unfamiliar ones, this rule boils down to this: After going on a first date, a man should wait 3 days before making contact with the woman. This rule is ineffective, […]