The seemingly endless stream of messages that flow on the dating sites is not laden with vitamins and minerals. Instead, the stream contains mostly contaminants. So, from time to time, I take matters into my own hands, run searches, and initiate the messaging. Unfortunately, once I filter to site members through my criteria, there aren’t […]
Mr. 24
So, after being in a de facto relationship for six or seven months, my first date was with Mr. 24. (The aptronym is obviously based on his age.) I figured, why not try the younger specimen thing? We exchanged a few messages on the stupid dating site and then he suggested we meet for dinner. […]
Mr. Super Annoyer
Sometimes, we want a guy to fight for us. Other times (in my case, most of the time), we want a guy to fuck off. The guy below has been awkwardly lingering for over 3 YEARS now. At what point does one cease and desist? After the narrative explaining how I met this specimen are […]
Mr. DickPic
So, I’m sure you’ve all been suffering from withdrawal due to my extremely infrequent blogging. Luckily, I’m back, bitches. Let’s start with Mr. DickPic. You know how certain bars are full of “regulars”? Well, that’s how the warped world of online dating is. It is not uncommon to run into familiar cyber faces on dating […]
Shut ‘Em Down
Sometimes (very, very rarely to be precise), I feel bad for harshly shutting down guys on dating sites. No one likes rejection. But then, I rethink my perspective and realize that I am actually doing them a service because I’m directly letting them know that their approach is a failure. If they heed the warning, […]
Super Annoyer STRIKES AGAIN!!
On this episode of the Young and the Relentless, Mr. Super Annoyer strikes yet again. To read about his previous strikes click on the following links: The First of the April Fools The April Fool Strikes Again Online Dating Fails: One in a Million Stage 23904823909230482309809283402 Clinger Super Annoyer TheBestNothingLess 10/18/2012 8:04:27 PM I […]
Super Annoyer
There is a certain type of male specimen that almost makes the dating experience in its entirety a regrettable one. The specimen is known as the super annoyer. The super annoyer simply does not get the “I’m not interested” hints. So, naturally, a straightforward being escalates to the “leave me the fuck alone” approach. Well, the […]
Mr. Rx Part VIII
Related Posts: Click here for Mr. Rx Part I Click here for Mr. Rx Part II Click here for Mr. Rx Part III Click here for Mr. Rx Part IV Click here for Mr. Rx Part V Click here for Mr. Rx Part VI Click here for Mr. Rx Part VII Date two took place on July 3. We texted every […]
Mr. Rx Part VII – (Date Two Mr. Rx’s Version)
Related Posts: Click here for Mr. Rx Part I Click here for Mr. Rx Part II Click here for Mr. Rx Part III Click here for Mr. Rx Part IV Click here for Mr. Rx Part V Click here for Mr. Rx Part VI * * * Being the kind and considerate blogger that I am, I provide […]
Mr. Rx Part VI – (Date Two (Part Two) MoMo’s Version)
Related Posts: Click here for Mr. Rx Part I Click here for Mr. Rx Part II Click here for Mr. Rx Part III Click here for Mr. Rx Part IV Click here for Mr. Rx Part V (This is a continuation of date two with Mr. Rx. For the first part of date two, read Mr. Rx Part V.) […]
Mr. Rx Part V – (Date Two (Part One) MoMo’s Version)
Related Posts: Click here for Mr. Rx Part I Click here for Mr. Rx Part II Click here for Mr. Rx Part III Click here for Mr. Rx Part IV At the conclusion of date one, Mr. Rx and I spoke on the phone. He admitted that he was wearing pink underwear. I didn’t believe him. When he […]
Mr. Rx Part IV (Date One – Mr. Rx’s Version)
Click here for Mr. Rx Part I Click here for Mr. Rx Part II Click here For Mr. Rx Part III Introduction: Being the kind and considerate blogger that I am, I provide my specimens the opportunity to share their own renditions of our dates. Below is Mr. Rx’s summary of date one. Beware, it is laden […]
Mr. Rx Part III (Date One – MoMo’s Version)
Click here for Mr. Rx Part I Click here for Mr. Rx Part II Last we left off, I mentioned that both the coworker who was setting me up with Mr. Rx and I told Mr. Rx not to be late for the first date. He was supposed to arrive at 6:15 to pick […]
Mr. Rx Part II
Click here for Mr. Rx Part I. After exchanging several boring facebook messages with Mr. Rx, my coworker who was cupid-ing us urged him (at my request) to step up his game. On June 21, Mr. Rx texted me. Our initial texts read as follows: Mr. Rx: Hey it’s [Mr. Rx]. Let me know […]
Mr. Rx Part I
A good Samaritan coworker informed me that he had a specimen in mind for me. Why he would throw his friend under the bus like that, I do not know. Actually, I do know. He told me that this friend of his was not the nicest of guys to the last girl he dated. Essentially, he […]