Click here for the initial online dating site exchange with Mr. Lambo. Click here for Mr. Lambo’s rendition of the facts detailed below. I called him the evening after our message exchanges. At first, I didn’t think I would like this specimen because he talked continuously for many minutes about how cool he is and […]
Date Dissection – Hide your kid, hide your wife – 12/16/11
How We May Or May Not Have Met On October 27, 2008, I met a new friend in DC. During my last few months in the District, I met several people through that friend. Mr. Surprises may or may not have been one of those people. On December 7, 2008, I attended a party with […]
Mr. Francis the Praying Mantis
Background: I receive fairly interesting communications on a daily basis. This time, an individual I knew from middle school (and maybe high school?) sent me a facebook friend request accompanied by a message. Below is the exchange. Mr. Francis the Praying Mantis: hey u remember me? Princess MoMo: Yes. Mandy’s cousin? Mr. Francis the Praying […]
MoMo the Mail Order Bride
If I were interested in being a mail-order-type bride, a random facebook guy offered me the opportunity, not once, but twice. Lucky me. The messages are below. I did not respond. October 23, 2011 Hi, I just wanted to say hi and i would love to talk to you. Iam Samuel, professional engineer from Canada […]
Apparently, MoMo upsets the Muslim world
Background: This blog’s top commenter, Irina Tsukerman, “shared” the blog’s fan page on her facebook wall. One of her facebook friends evidently does not approve of the profile picture posted on the fan page. Below is the comment thread. Irina Tsukermanshared a page: Princess MoMo. Princess MoMo Entertainer Page: 222 like this Like · · […]
Mr. T: The End for Real (I think)
Background: This happened last Sunday and Monday (11/6-7), but I waited to post it because I didn’t want to give him the benefit of reading my analysis/commentary before I knew how the situation was going to play out. I maintain multiple facebook accounts. Mr. T had the pleasure of being friends with me on two […]
The Decline of Mr. T
Background: Mr. T and I were having a conversation on Facebook the other day. At some point (where the excerpt below starts), the conversation went off of the deep end. I learned that in addition to having a guitar, he has a skateboard. After Mr. Plane, I wanted a guy with a unique vehicle. A […]
Mr. T’s Rendition of Our First (and maybe last?) Date
Again, Mr. T has been so gracious as to provide his perspective on another one of our encounters: Our first date. There are several factual inaccuracies in his write up. As you might expect, I will highlight each and every one with “Editor’s Notes.” ——————————————————————————————————————————————- A few days after the charity auction I saw bunches […]
MoMoLand Welcomes a New Character: Mr. T
Background Last weekend (10/15), I was auctioned off for a date to benefit breast cancer awareness. Mr. T bid on me, but he stopped bidding at a fairly low amount (fewer than $40). Someone else had the good fortune of winning me. After the auction, I ran into Mr. T towards the back of the […]
P-Mo’s Friend’s Dating Advertising Concept
Tired of online dating? Own a motor vehicle? Like stickers? If you answered yes to these questions, please read below! P-Mo’s Friend’s Dating Advertising Concept: Taking vehicular advertising to a new low. Going to try a new dating tactic… You know those family stickers that are on the backs of vans and stuff that show […]
Flannel Should Have Been a Blowjob
Male Friend (re: MoMo’s Zebra print Onesies): the PJs are ok. i can’t say i like them because you make fun of plaid shirts and i have a few. Princess MoMo: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Say it ain’t so!!!! BURN THEM IMMEDIATELY!!!! Friend: get out of here. Princess MoMo: Stop fucking playing. You need to dispose of those […]
The Breakup
We had been together six long years. The union began in 2006 when I was just a college girl. I was young and unassuming then, blinded by material things and the prospect of having a Sidekick. I wasn’t quite ready to break things off with the previous one though. For some time, I […]
Online Dating: Balls
MoMo is no stranger to online dating. She’s been on/off the circuit since she was 17, when online dating was new and taboo. Below is a message exchange between her and a guy she met back in the day. The two periodically catch up with one another. Of course, they’re facebook friends. MoMo shared a […]
Date Dissection: Gay Edition (Guest Submission)
Yesterday, during my regularly scheduled facebook perusal, I stumbled upon a status message about an unenjoyable ongoing date. The status message poster was looking for a way to dump his date. Being the humanitarian that I am, I offered a suggestion. See below. Status Message: Douchebag date: wow, you're one sexy soy sauce surprise! I […]
Grammar Nazis – Cyber Thuggin’ 4 Life Yo
I recently joined a facebook group called, "You Know You're From Rutgers University when…" Prior to joining said group, I was of the belief that Rutgers is a decent school, with at least an average level of admissions standards. Some of the members of this facebook group lead me to question that belief. Before […]