Online Dating: Balls

Posted by Princess MoMo on Aug 21 in Facebook, Online dating

MoMo is no stranger to online dating.  She’s been on/off the circuit since she was 17, when online dating was new and taboo.  Below is a message exchange between her and a guy she met back in the day.  The two periodically catch up with one another.  Of course, they’re facebook friends.  MoMo shared a video with him on facebook and the following exchange transpired.

SpecimenMoMo!!

Princess MoMo: Hello! Did you watch that video? It’s hysterical!

SpecimenI did  lol Love it!

Saw your new tat in your pics. Very awesome!

Princess MoMo: Thank you. Are you still in FL?

 Specimen: I am but I’m in NJ right now.

You know tats on girls drive me wild. I immediately get turned on

Princess MoMo: I did not know that. Why is that?

SpecimenDon’t know, just think they’re very sexy. Do you feel sexier?

 Princess MoMo:  haha a little bit, I guess?

How’s life?

SpecimenLife is very good. How about you? Where are you living now?

 Princess MoMo: All is well here too. I’m still in Flemington.

Specimenoh that’s cool. How is lawyer life?

Princess MoMo: So far, so good. What are you getting into these days? Married yet?

 SpecimenJust living and working. In NJ doing some cleaning out of the house…

and not married yet, still waiting to have a fling with a hot tatted girl. Interested?

Princess MoMo: I don’t do long distance darling.

Specimen: but I’m in NJ right now

 Princess MoMo: I see, you’re into hit and runs.

Specimenthat’s a new term….

well I wasn’t planning on hitting anyone, and if it’s good I’ll probably lay there for a little bit afterwards.

There’s nothing wrong with some adult fun. We never finished what we stared years ago, anyway.

Princess MoMo: Ten years ago…It’s been a decade.

Specimen: yeah, crazy. Time does fly.

No harm in asking, MoMo. I’ve always found you very attractive. If you were interested and attracted in me in the same way and said yes, then it would be fun. If you say no, then we’re at the same place we were before I asked.

Princess MoMo: Ballsy, but makes sense.

Specimen: I’m feeling bold, and I figure you’re worth the chance.

Princess MoMo: I’m going to have to decline. I’m looking for something a little more substantive at my old age.

Specimen: Your old age? hehe cute.

That’s cool…

So is the firm you’re working at near you in Flemington? How are the pups doing?

[A bunch of catching up messages were exchanged.]

Specimen: I have to get in the shower and get ready to head out.

On a side note, I want to say that I am very glad I met you way back when, and I’ve always held you in high esteem and regard. You’re pretty great. I’ve always thought it would have been great to have dated you and spent some time with you in that manner. Then again, I’m sure many feel the same way

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