‘Twas 13 nights before Christmas, when all through the City Drunk Santas were stirring, sipping, and getting shitty; Amateurs were imbibing with not a bit of a care, We even witnessed one person fall off her chair. Predators were prowling for prey to place snug in their beds, While visions of getting it in […]
Mr. Rx Part VIII
Related Posts: Click here for Mr. Rx Part I Click here for Mr. Rx Part II Click here for Mr. Rx Part III Click here for Mr. Rx Part IV Click here for Mr. Rx Part V Click here for Mr. Rx Part VI Click here for Mr. Rx Part VII Date two took place on July 3. We texted every […]
Online Dating Fails: Friends in a Room
njstud 6/25/2012 3:20:03 PM hi how are you doin? im very interested in getting to know you. maybe we can conect.. yours trully stephen njstud 7/13/2012 1:57:01 PM hi how are you doin ? we are friends that get together once or twice a week and we would like to meet you we have […]
Mr. Rx Part I
A good Samaritan coworker informed me that he had a specimen in mind for me. Why he would throw his friend under the bus like that, I do not know. Actually, I do know. He told me that this friend of his was not the nicest of guys to the last girl he dated. Essentially, he […]
Miami Review Part I
I ventured to Miami from May 31, 2012 through June 4, 2012. Below is a review of my dining, partying and dating escapades while there. The blue “Editor’s Notes” are courtesy of my travel mate, Mr. Friend Zone Escapee. Thursday, May 31, 2012 I landed at approximately 5:30 p.m. I retrieved my bag and […]
Self-rejection saves me time
Purpleyoyo 4/14/2012 10:18:48 AM Once upon a time, In a land just down Route One, There lived a lonely fellow, Who was searching for someone.The women of his little burg Had all but let him down, And so he went online to find A girl from out of town.Yet much to his dismay Was he […]
Online Dating: Maybe this one doesn’t suck; it’s too early to tell.
Purpleyoyo 4/14/2012 10:18:48 AM Once upon a time, In a land just down Route One, There lived a lonely fellow, Who was searching for someone.The women of his little burg Had all but let him down, And so he went online to find A girl from out of town. Yet much to his dismay Was […]
Mr. Trash Can (March 24, 2011 dissection Part I)
Click here to read how we met. Click here to read about our second encounter. I met Mr. Trash Can on April 13, 2011. Overall, our first date was enjoyable. He’s attractive, intelligent and a decent conversationalist. At one point, the conversation shifted to politics. It stayed there for a bit until he said, “I […]
Online Dating: Magic Carpet Ride
romanticman14937 LOL>>> What a creative profile! You def. have a gift as an artist/author. What is your nat? What a captivating smile! Love your profile and it seems that I meet your requirements. Would love to get to know you more.. What do you like to do for fun? I love your bluntness very sexy […]
Proposition 19 (defeated)
——————————————————————————————————————————————- Your “likes” and comments are REQUIRED. Failure to do so will result in years of disenchantment and may cause an increase in heart rate, palpitations, sweating, nausea, vomiting, difficulty breathing, pallor, dizziness, weakness, shakiness, headache, apprehension, nervousness, anxiety and, in rare cases, death. Thanks. ——————————————————————————————————————————————- I posted a status message during lunch today that read, “Omg! The […]
Interactive Online Dating: Andrew
Since many of you have expressed dissatisfaction in my choice of specimens, we’re going to play a new game. Rather than just cutting and pasting the messages from online dating suitors, I will provide you with more information. You can decide whether I should write back or not. Then, when the guy sucks and my […]
Online Dating Fails: MoMo’s Claws Come Out
Thirty-nine out of 40 times, I will respond to the online dating HATERs in the manners I prescribed in my post devoted to the topic of these HATERs. The other one out of 40 times, I will foolishly heed to my guilty pleasure of ripping into these douchers. Doucher: U should realy get over […]
To Catch a Predator + Survey
Back in the day, online dating was taboo. Now that it is mainstream, it is not uncommon to encounter profiles of people I know. On Monday night, a guy with whom I went to middle and high school messaged me. The picture he had up on the site was of a sunset, but his location […]
NEW! Online Dating Profile
Inspired by the creation of a new online dating profile on PlentyofShit, I wrote a new profile narrative. My old one isn’t too shabby, but let’s see what kind of response the new ones garners. Once upon a time, in a strange far far away land known as New Jersey, there lived a maiden by […]
Online Dating Fails: Ethnic Smile
Specimen: Hello there! I hope all is well! You have a nice smile. What is your ethnicity? Analysis: I’ve been getting a lot of compliments on my smile lately. I thought it was limited to online crap, but I was out this weekend and some guy stopped me to tell me how dazzled he was […]