Specimen: Other then being extremely entertained by your Profile, I have to ask for more…. as far as my background check goes. I have a Top Secret clearance from the Military, So I hope that will Suffice. If you need other proof of my credentials I would be glad to show you but I am sure […]
Online Dating: MoMo the online dating profile proofreader
Princess MoMo: You’re incredibly hot, but I’m not into all of the tatts. Anyway, I’m writing to inform you that there’s at least one typo in your profile. It says “endulge.” The proper spelling is “indulge.” Best of luck. Overly Tatt’d Specimen: :) thanks for pointing that out to me good luck to you as well
Grammar Nazis – Cyber Thuggin’ 4 Life Yo
I recently joined a facebook group called, "You Know You're From Rutgers University when…" Prior to joining said group, I was of the belief that Rutgers is a decent school, with at least an average level of admissions standards. Some of the members of this facebook group lead me to question that belief. Before […]
Online Dating Fails: Black Kettle
Guy: wow u sound incredible look forward to talking to u more do u like to ski or snowmobile or go boating or camping at all Princess: No. I actually don’t like any of those things. Moreover, your writing is atrocious. Guy: whats moreover mean well nothing like calling the kettle black duh u smart Princess: […]
Princess MoMo’s Tavern Toilet Talk
Princess MoMo’s bladder required relief. She moseyed to the restroom in the drinking establishment. After waiting in the inevitable line, MoMo entered the stall. She sat her royal ass upon the toilet throne. In the stall next to MoMo, an individual was loudly describing her distaste for another female to her friend. One of […]
Online Dating Fails: More Poor Grammar…
Guy: So i passed all your tests. Read my profile and let me know if you might be interested. Hope your having a good weekend. Conrad Princess: Conrad – Unfortunately, you did not pass all of my tests as you used “your” rather than “you’re” in your message. :( Guy: so just because of that you […]