baller367 1/21/2013 11:19:55 AM Lol so your a problem solver huh baller367 2/14/2013 8:47:29 PM Ohh so your a problem solver you would come in handy Princess_MoMo 2/14/2013 8:49:51 PM Here’s a special Valentine’s Day poem: Roses are red. “You’re” is a contraction; it’s short for you are. Violets are blue. “Your” conveys possession. It’s […]
You’re vs. Your
Here’s a special Valentine’s Day poem: Roses are red. “You’re” is a contraction; it’s short for you are. Violets are blue. “Your” conveys possession. It’s simple fucking grammar. Learn it. POEM OVER. mevans13 1/24/2013 9:33:46 PM Hey whats up cutie mevans13 2/10/2013 12:57:36 PM Heyyyyy! whats up how ya? I’m Matt btw lol Im new […]
All onboard the crazy train
Princess Momo, I do not meet your requirements, I am far too much of a Goblin!!! I just wanted to let you know that your profile made me laugh very hard. I adore your style and fashion sense. I wish more women dressed like you. My favorite part was the crackhead prince part!!! Anyway, thank […]
Princess MoMo’s Vampire Diary – Part II
Click here to read Princess MoMo’s Vampire Diary – Part I. Though we had exchanged 138 texts on the first day of our texting, the next day (date day), it was radio silence. Around 7 p.m., I texted him, “Still on?” He said, “Of course, I’m leaving now. I should be a few minutes early.” […]
Mr. Super Annoyer’s Messages Annotated by Princess MoMo
For the backstory, click here. Below are my notes/comments (in pink) to Mr. Super Annoyer’s messages. Have you ever wondered what a girl is thinking when she doesn’t respond to you? See below. everythingheisnt 3/31/2012 11:35:01 PM Oh my godddddd! I can’t believe I found you here! [Me neither. Apparently, I can run, but […]
Mr. Super Annoyer (Updated 2-6-13)
Well, it’s been over three years since I’ve communicated with this guy, yet he doesn’t see that as a reason to stop sending me messages. For the backstory, click here. It appears that he will never let up. He is now pleading for my friendship just two days after he wrote that he loves […]
Princess MoMo’s Vampire Diary – Part I
The seemingly endless stream of messages that flow on the dating sites is not laden with vitamins and minerals. Instead, the stream contains mostly contaminants. So, from time to time, I take matters into my own hands, run searches, and initiate the messaging. Unfortunately, once I filter to site members through my criteria, there aren’t […]
Mr. Super Annoyer (Updated AGAIN!!)
Sometimes, we want a guy to fight for us. Other times (in my case, most of the time), we want a guy to fuck off. The guy below has been awkwardly lingering for over 3.5 YEARS now. At what point does one cease and desist? After the narrative explaining how I met this specimen […]
Another Sub Request
I’m told there are sites specific to BDSM dating. Thus, I don’t understand why these doms and subs keep hitting me up on mainstream sites. underyourdirection 2/3/2013 8:16:49 PM Hello.. my name is John .. its a pleasure to be in your attention, hopefully you’ll allow me to hold it through your curiosity and intrigue! […]
Mr. Super Annoyer (Updated)
Sometimes, we want a guy to fight for us. Other times (in my case, most of the time), we want a guy to fuck off. The guy below has been awkwardly lingering for over 3 YEARS now. At what point does one cease and desist? After the narrative explaining how I met this specimen are […]
Online Dating Fails: LawyerDom
LawyerDom re hot enough for me to date. Are you aware of how sexy you are? Have you ever dated a dominant guy? Princess_MoMo I have way too dominant of a personality for that. Thanks, though. LawyerDom do you know how to squirt? Princess_MoMo Conversation over. LawyerDom So, no
Truth or Bullshit? I blog, you decide.
what a beautiful eyes you have gorgeous ;) would you grab a drink with me? Dec 10, 2012 – 8:04pm Are you going to come to NJ for that drink? Dec 10, 2012 – 8:05pm yes i am , thank you for your reply Dec 10, 2012 – 8:23pm Ok. When? Dec 10, 2012 – […]
Mr. 24
So, after being in a de facto relationship for six or seven months, my first date was with Mr. 24. (The aptronym is obviously based on his age.) I figured, why not try the younger specimen thing? We exchanged a few messages on the stupid dating site and then he suggested we meet for dinner. […]
Mr. Super Annoyer
Sometimes, we want a guy to fight for us. Other times (in my case, most of the time), we want a guy to fuck off. The guy below has been awkwardly lingering for over 3 YEARS now. At what point does one cease and desist? After the narrative explaining how I met this specimen are […]
Mr. DickPic
So, I’m sure you’ve all been suffering from withdrawal due to my extremely infrequent blogging. Luckily, I’m back, bitches. Let’s start with Mr. DickPic. You know how certain bars are full of “regulars”? Well, that’s how the warped world of online dating is. It is not uncommon to run into familiar cyber faces on dating […]