I requested verification of Mr. Lambo’s Lamborghini ownership. He picture texted me the photograph below, depicting the Lambo and the Eclipse. Obviously, a copy of the title would serve as better proof, but I can only work with what I’m given for now. ——————————————————————————————————————————————- Your “likes” and comments are encouraged and appreciated. Thanks. ——————————————————————————————————————————————- Related Posts: […]
Date Dissection 12/30/11 – Mr. Lamborghini (Third Date – MoMo’s Version Part II)
Click here for Part I of Princess MoMo’s rendition of the facts of the third date. We departed from The Olive Garden. Where to? Some random bar in PA. What a sight to behold that was. For reasons unbeknownst to me, many of the patrons had cut-outs of their heads glued onto popsicle sticks. […]
Date Dissection 12/30/11 – Mr. Lamborghini (Third Date – MoMo’s Version Part I)
Below is Part I of my version of date three with Mr. Lambo. He provided “Editor’s Notes” (renamed “Lambo’s Notes” because, technically, I’m still the Editor). Those notes are highlighted in blue. Enjoy! He picked me up (again, in the Eclipse) around 6:40 p.m. By that time, my red blood was well mixed […]
Online Dating Fails: Tell me the truth
11/30/2011 1:23:37 AM Subject Line: tell me the truth you do seem almost as awsome as me 12/12/2011 12:36:24 PM Subject Line: tell me the truth nice tan nice tan ——————————————————————————————————————————————- Analysis: Here’s the truth: You suck and I’m not writing back to you. ——————————————————————————————————————————————- Your “likes” and comments are encouraged and appreciated. Thanks. ——————————————————————————————————————————————-
Date Dissection 12/30/11 – Mr. Lamborghini (Third Date – Mr. Lambo’s Version Part I)
This is Mr. Lambo’s version of our third date. As usual, the pink “Editor’s Notes” are my commentary. I’m writing my own version, so I kept my notes brief. Once again I made the journey into the secluded realm to pick up Princess from “en la casa de ella.” She made her way outside, […]
Online Dating Fails: Toy Soldiers
Specimen: I have been staring at your picture speechless and in awe for the past hour or so. That deep gaze in your eyes, your perfect smile, all of your features just seem to all come together so well, almost angelical in a sense I suppose. The reason I am writing this is to let […]
Online Dating: A day in the online dating inbox (December 30, 2011)
Have you ever wondered what an online dating female’s inbox looks like on a given day? Wonder no more! These are the messages I received on December 30, 2011. Mind you, I’ve had a profile on this particular site for 10 months, which means that the number of messages has significantly dwindled because many users […]
Online Dating Fails: Five times the messages, five times the failure
11/29/2011 10:18:32 AM Subject Line: friends with benefits Hi, I’m Kyle. Check mine out and let me know what you think. Thanks 11/29/2011 11:14:49 AM Subject Line: 2nd try Hi, I’m Kyle. I like your profile and I think we would make a great match. Please check mine out and let me know what you […]
The End of Mr. Lambo (False Alarm)
After the release of Mr. Lambo’s rendition of our second date with my charming Editor’s Notes, Mr. Lambo gave me what I perceived as the silent treatment. Initially, I figured he was toning down the amount of contact because I had expressed that the excessive communication was making me feel smothered. I sent him a facebook message […]
Online Dating: Positive Feedback
Specimen: Ok first thing first, yes you are gorgeous, no I’m not interested in hooking up, i just had to message you though and tell you that your profile is priceless, loved reading it and think more women should be that secure about themselves and what they want out of live and a man. I […]
Online Dating Fails: Valentino
Specimen: Hello, I would like to take a moment and write here in this message, just to let you know that I went through your profile and pic and I liked it. I would like to know more about you. My name is Valentino, I leave and work in Manhattan. I know this and other […]
Guest Submission: Mr. Marathon Runner Part II
Click here for Part I December 29, 2011 Female Friend: So I get a text message last night while I was out cold with this fucking cold and it’s of the dish he was suppose to make for me tonight.. So basically he’s enjoying it while it’s hot and I am suppose to enjoy his […]
Online Dating Fails: Great Conversationalist
Specimen: Hi, how are you, Im Randy nice to meet you, just came across your profile and I think you look great on your pictures, Im very easy going and def. I can hold a good conversation, so it would be nice if we could get to know each other, even if it means just […]
Date Dissection 12/22/11 – Mr. Lamborghini (Second Date – MoMo’s Version)
This time, Mr. Lambo provided “Editor’s Notes” (renamed “Lambo’s Notes” because, technically, I’m still the Editor). See, we switch things up here at princessmomo.com to keep your asses entertained. You’re welcome. The purpose of our second encounter was supposed to be business related. On date one, I had mentioned an idea I had to him. […]
Online Dating Fails: Just saying hi
Specimen: hi..I am kinda new at this online dating thing but thought you where cute and just wanted to say hi.. ——————————————————————————————————————————————- Analysis: This message is analogous to walking up to a female specimen at a bar and saying, “I’m new to dating, you’re hot, but I have nothing else to say.” It doesn’t fly. […]