For this post to make optimal sense, read Part 1 first. Mr. Riddles Quizmaster, I admit, I am not happy with myself for getting that answer wrong, however, I did correctly state the order of operations… I just didn’t listen to myself. I hate to admit that you impressed me in anyway. Therefore, I […]
Online Dating Fails: Stalkerdate.com – HippyMike the Poet
After countless communications and dates with unfulfilling specimens, Princess MoMo has officially quit her quest for Prince MoMo. However, her online dating profiles remain active AND for the greater good, your entertainment (yes, she's a benevolent Princess), from time to time, she joins new dating sites. Last time she joined a new site, she quickly (in […]
The Berry Tree
Princess MoMo, for the most part, doesn’t like the outdoors Because there are many things existing out there that she abhors Such things include bugs, birds, dirt and poisonous plants Many of those elements have been the subject of MoMo’s rants Today she thought nature was offering her peace And that all of its unpleasantness […]
Online Dating Fails: A dumbass message and Princess MoMo’s poetic response
Specimen’s opening message: tell me please lil mama. why is that we never talk?? never grab dinner? never go out? never chill out and watch movies. go get ink work done,lol? fishing/offroading/paintballing/sky diving trips? motor cycle trips, never do anything? lol tell me please babe. names joe if interested, nd I am sophisticated enough […]
Mouse Madness
There once was a girl named Misha Mouse; Princess MoMo knew her from their sorority house. Misha and MoMo would together eat food; And often they’d play beer pong when in the mood. Then one day after acquiring much knowledge; These two characters graduated from college. Mouse moved away to the coast on the west; […]