Princess MoMo

Specimen’s opening message:

tell me please lil mama. why is that we never talk?? never grab dinner? never go out? never chill out and watch movies. go get ink work done,lol? fishing/offroading/paintballing/sky diving trips? motor cycle trips, never do anything? lol tell me please babe. names joe if interested, nd I am sophisticated enough to hold intelligent conversations. ;p I have 7 tattoos and 2 more on there way.. haha i d k y i feel like saying soo much to u rite now. but dont worry I wont. Been on this site for 6 weeks now. proly looked at it 5 times. . and you look amazing and adventures and fun.. . ciao lil bella

Princess MoMo, perhaps inspired by HippyMike, responded in poem.

Why We Never Talk: An Ode To You

There are so many reasons our talking is limited to never;

First off, I don’t like being called “lil mama,” ever.

Then there is your aversion to capitalization;

That alone is a barrier to penetration.

There’s also the fact that we have never met;

And for that fact, I have no regret.

As for your inquiry about collectively inking our skin,

I have no interest in such a group activity, pumpkin.

Motorcycles are on my long list of dislikes;

Because I’ve had unpleasant experiences with bikes.

With respect to fishing, off-roading and paint ball;

I’d much rather sip on some Goose or go to the mall.

Your claim of sophistication is likely untrue;

But then again, who am I to judge you?

In closing, the best of luck to you I wish;

Because it’s slim pickings on Plentyoffish.

 

His response:

ok i stopped reading at at ode to u.,