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GenericHero
7/25/2016 11:43:50 AM
Report this message for inappropriate content You got some fancy words but so do I
I don’t need 5 syllables to be soundin’ fly Got you researchin’ words cause my rhymes you hatin’ I’m more dangerous then internet datin’ Now all bets are off and my game is still tight I’m a carnivore, but you talk of plant-life Let me take a moment to educate you with this knife Cannibalism was never so nice I eat people, you eat rice, you doubt me? think twice I don’t need soil for my seed The last thing this world needs is more of me! I’m a wizard, I’m a hacker, computer-nerd cracker I’m paintin’ over you with the thickest of lacquer Artists got no room for linguistic shackles Next time you open your mouth, you’ll catch some spackle She’s a man-eater whom I must tackle Your lucky I got work else I’d keep this going If only I got paid for the minds I’m blowin’ Once I’m off the clock I’ll get your groove flowin’ Levitatin’ over you, in the sky glowin’ |
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philoso_phish
7/25/2016 6:39:23 PM
Look at you, quizzically questioning my diva-like diction
I’m a lyrical dominatrix, dictator, tormentor inflicting this ongoing affliction Sleek syntax, stunning sentences, poetic beautician Little did you know from my online description, I’m an exotic, Egyptian magician Herding these words, Webster owes me commission You tryna go Hannibal Lecter on my brain, for the rich nutrition Fuck cannibalism, call up the priest, order an immediate exorcism There must be dancing demons within me, I’m such a devilish vixen Claim you’re Ronald Reagan, but you’ll soon be resigning like Richard Nixon In contempt, impeachment, or maybe even criminal conviction You’re under arrest, no use in protest, not even an appealing petition I’ll haunt your ass in the dark, apparently I’m an alarming apparition Grab a seat, tryouts are over, this is no longer an audition The stage is mine, director and leading role, no competition. |
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GenericHero
7/25/2016 6:56:02 PM
Report this message for inappropriate content So I see your egyptian, and I think thats cool
Why don’t you write in hieroglyphics with an embalming tool? I split ya like an atom or a molecule This is nuclear fission you dealin with fool So I’ll be mark anthony, comin’ atcha I’ll make ya my own lil’ Cleopatra We don’t need to compete, we can unify and defeat Two rappin’ fish? now that’s hard to beat I don’t wanna see you end up under my cleat Its like I’m the sickle, and your the wheat I cheat at this game and deplete your fame I reap the benefits, but together we’ll shame This pathetic world, they’ll remember our names |
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philoso_phish
7/26/2016 8:03:43 AM
Cleopatra was Greek, even though she was a pharaoh
As Egyptian as is Mexican an American in a sombrero She ruled in Alexandria, my parents from Cairo So I relate more to a falafel than I do a gyro See how I used than in that sentence there? Call me a handy one, your English I will repair Finish the job your mom couldn’t do Have you writing above a third grade level when I’m through That’s all I have for now, mic’s passed back to you |
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GenericHero
7/26/2016 12:51:04 PM
Report this message for inappropriate content Howbout you just be the brains behind our operation
One smart arab and a strong caucasian We’ll take down everyone, like a plane from malaysia Be so hard to swallow, we’ll give em’ dysphagia I speak engrish, just pretend I’m from Asia But so powerful with just a thought I’ll erase ya One punch and two black eyes like racoons You say you like falafels, can I take you to mamouns? We can chill, rap and listen to arabic tunes Get stomach aches like we just ate a bunch of prunes They got fire ketchup that hit you like sonic booms Leave ya sweatin’ like you at the gym or in my room See I like the third grade, I’m a kid at heart I’d rather be fun than always be smart But I’d rather be with you, then see us apart So pick me up and put me in your cart Watch our lives begin, this is only the start |
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philoso_phish
7/28/2016 5:43:02 PM
You haven’t heard from me in a minute
You probably thought I hit my limit But I’m back to battle you some more Has it escalated to the point of war? No escalation because you’re a nice guy You seem determined, unwilling to say bye Gotta give you credit for your persistence Despite the existence of my resistance You push closeness to counter my distance But I’m still not convinced of our fitness Evinced by my view of you as a Jehovah’s witness Focused on delivering your message to your victim Following the Thomas the Tonka truck dictum I meant train saying, “I think I can, I think I can” The Little Engine that Could was slow like a minivan But then he went over the mountain, like a boss Name change from Thomas to Ricky Ross Ok, enough of this ish about a children’s tale And about a rapper who used to work at a jail “Than” is used when one is comparing Usually involves two things, a pairing Like in your line about fun versus smart And also in the one about with versus apart But yet you were not even consistent in your use That shit right there is straight up English abuse So now I’ll write you rhymes teaching you grammar You’ll either learn of be left saying, “G-d damn her” Short for two words, “you’re” is a contraction “Your” is possessive, no excuses for further infraction Here are some examples for you to review “Get it right or YOUR balls will remain blue” “Damn, Princess MoMo, YOU’RE quite the shrew” This lesson is now over, session and class dismissed Come back for more if you haven’t slit YOUR wrist |
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GenericHero
7/28/2016 6:14:11 PM
Report this message for inappropriate content See I appreciate your concern for my verbatim
I’ll goddamn you all day long while you hate em’ All the words I fail at all sound the same Princess Momo got split-ends? too much time in the rain Cause your splittin’ hairs when I split heads for fame I need an english lecture like you need cocaine My balls can stay blue cause I’m asexual I’m dealin’ with someone whose ineffectual Far too fun for an intellectual You should grab a maxi pad, it appears you’re menstrual Even though what you’re sayin’ might be factual I find myself oddly so attached to you Everything I seem to do is so nefarious I speak before I think cause I’m so gregarious It’s the primary trait of a Sagittarius! All my friends think I be so hilarious While your situation it just seems precarious You probably copy my rhymes and send’em to sausage My words captivate you, I hold you hostage Got stockholm syndrome and love your captor Gonna keep shockin’ you like an AC adapter I got a pet bird and its a raptor His name is Falcore, and I’m his trapper You dealin’ with one of the finest rappers Any b!tch that says otherwise, bet I slap her |
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philoso_phish
7/28/2016 7:56:59 PM
“You’re” and “your” are like “whose” and “who’s”
Same rules apply on which to use “Who’s” is a contraction, “whose” is possessive Your lack of care is quite aggressive It saddens me that you seem not to try Liquid down my cheek; have I started to cry? No, that’s not a leak, it’s just the rain Though you don’t seek, you I’ll continue to train You seem like a freak WHO’S into the pain WHO’S YOUR favorite lecturer, YOUR #1 This chic, WHOSE lessons YOU’RE finding fun |
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GenericHero
7/28/2016 9:22:11 PM
Report this message for inappropriate content Whereby its true I find these lectures fun
I find you comical and strict like a nun Beating me for grammar with your ruler When in real life, I’m done, retired, and cooler I ran a business and was quite successful While you cryin’ over words, now damn that’s stressful I got my own house and cars ones a beamer I did it all with the same damn demeanor So before you belittle me and think I’m stupid Understand I can always go to another dating site I see your obsessed with apostrophe’s Where I find them cumbersome, castrate me I type 172 words per minute But with apostrophe’s, I’m hardly in it The fact of the matter is you know what I meant All your lecturing won’t even make a dent I been typin’ much better then I would If I was hangin’ wit my homegirls from the hood dey cnt evn spll n hardly use a vowel Who, who’s, whose, did I just hear an owl? If I had to write correctly for my job I would But I already finished work, you’re misunderstood Winner’s don’t need to train, they already won I’m afraid yet again, you just got outdone |
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GenericHero
7/28/2016 9:24:10 PM
Report this message for inappropriate content pof is screwing my rhymes, it changed 0kupid to “dating site” wtf
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philoso_phish
8/4/2016 4:52:18 PM
What’s so hard about using you’re for you are?
Laziness isn’t excused by your house or YOUR car. Use than when comparing and then elsewhere, Instead you type recklessly, don’t even care. YOU’RE belittling yourself by repeating the same mistakes, The boys come to my yard, but it’s not for my milkshakes. It’s because in my yard, they strive to be better, If not, they leave with a red ‘F,’ scarlet letter. |
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