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Interactive Online Dating: Frankie

Posted by Princess MoMo on Feb 12 in Online dating

Since many of you have expressed dissatisfaction in my choice of specimens, we’re going to play a new game. Rather than just cutting and pasting the messages from online dating suitors, I will provide you with more information. You can decide whether I should write back or not. Then, when the guy sucks and my stories are boring, you have no one to blame but yourselves!
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frankie1788

2/12/2012 2:08:38 PM
Heyy Princess.. how are you? lol, Im Frank, you seem like a lot of fun. I’m going to school to be a physical
therapist.. I have no kids, never married. I would like someone who is laidback like me and open for anything fun. I’m not a
slut, and you don’t seem like one which is cool.Honestly, its frustrating talking to girls that are so closed off and quiet.. they have no sense of humor. I’m the opposite, lol
I’m a very non judgmental and open person. I definitely could say I have a laid back
personality though, I rarely get angry. But I live a pretty chill and happy lifestyle and I do it by just living freely, being
spontaneous and random. Because that’s all live is, one big chill sesh really..haha Let’s talk sometime :)

Stats:
Age: 25
Location: NJ
Height: 6’3″
Profession: Massage Therapist/ student
Education: PhD / Post Doctoral


Profile Narrative: I try to live a fun, happy, and positive life. I work alot and am very goal oriented. If there is something else you want to know, just message me. I’m very open about everything, so don’t be afraid to ask :P

I’m always thinking outside the box which always seems to make conversations more fun lol..I’m random at times, but serious too.. so I guess its safe to say I’m a fairly balanced individual if that’s what you’re looking for..ha

I feel its important to be open to new things, always be one to explore. Live your own life, don’t live it through others.

I’m not one to sit around.. watch tv, or play video games. I enjoy the outdoors, hiking and exploring, but I’m not much of a hunter. Is it wrong that I love animals? I travel any chance I can, eat great food from all over the world with some of the greatest people. Lol, I’m real easy going and enjoy having a good time, its rare to see me with out a smile on my face :)

Every man dies..but how many truly live..Make a life for yourself thats worth living.

 

Most important thing I expect from a girl is to just be yourself, be unique, be different..no one’s perfect!!

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MoMo Analysis:  Frankie, you had me with, “I’m not a slut, and you don’t seem like one which is cool.”  Seriously, is this what pick up lines have come to? Should I respond?

 

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