So the story of Mark Richerson and MoMo’s correspondence begins days after a dear Facebook friend referred him to me. His opening message sounded eerily familiar, though.
On 08/27/14 9:50 AM, Mark Richerson wrote:
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Wow……I am certainly speechless while coming across your winsome smile on this business Media and i said to myself “what manner of beauty bestowed on one person” You must have been created on God’s resting day…I couldn’t control my adrenalin while surfing on your profile too..You seems interesting to be choose as my friend and i will say HELLO for an approach…smile it makes you look very charming and that’s a very sexy picture you have there. it reminds me of the likes of the duchess of castle bridge, lady Jane who was made queen of England cos of her charming beauty, most catching enough she was a maid to the former queen Anna Boleyn when King Henry sited her in court (British History…tell u more later)lol. Hope you don’t mind my humorous comparatives as i couldn’t think of a better comparative than this.hehe. They were all damn beautiful. Hope i made you smile or blush. How’s your week going? lets be friends.
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My Response:
Mr. Mark Richerson-
I appreciate your effort at flattery, but it has fallen flat and I am flustered by the fact that you presented precisely the same prose to my colleague. Originality and genuine interest generally generate and ignite more glowing sparks. Surely, Lady Jane would agree. On the topic of bridges, I can’t help but think that you may be nothing more than a troll tootling the interwebs in search of a new target to tempt with your text. Of course, the skeptic in me can be assuaged and soothed if you’ll send me another serenading missive, kind mister.
Kind regards,
Lady MoMo
TO BE CONTINUED…
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